Joke
Daffy was out of work and needed money. He asked his best friend,Dudley if there were any odd jobs he could do.
"As a matter of fact there are" said Dudley. "Go into the garage, get a can of green paint and paint my porch."
A few hours later Daffy knocked on Dudley's door.
"Well, it's done," beamed Dan proudly. "Except you were wrong about one thing. It's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari"
Kanmano I hope your wife is not reading this jok
After robbing d bank robber asked 2 clerk: did u see me robbing?
Clerk : yes.
Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: did u?
2nd clerk : no. But my wife saw u!
LOL