How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
lol...nice it made me smile
Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....
who.am.i, i probably drunk when i posted that ... cant really remember ... that was over a year ago.
oh wait .... i dont drink ....
novi, never thought you could joke. ;-)
cheers,
paul
wow ! i forgot i posted that !
lol MD, we cant run away form the truth.
Lol, nadt. You are a nice person.
Ok Md i will rephrase that, excellent fact ;-)
it's not a "joke", nadt, it's the truth!
excellent joke lol
Well said Dweller I say the same.. This one the best jokes for some time..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Well done Novi.. There are no flies on you:)
Sorry double post
That's one of the best ones I have heard for some time.
Good one Novita...
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
a dirty jokes with beer.