How to make women happy
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You leave the toilet seat up (-5) You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0) When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1) When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2) You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5) In the snow (+8) But return with beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with a six iron (+10) It’s her pet (-10)
Social Engagements At a Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2) Named Tiffany (-4) Tiffany is a dancer (-6) Tiffany has implants (-8)
Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0) You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1) Okay, it is a sports bar (-2) And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3) It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colours of your favorite sports team (-10)
Draculula u dont have dog...........? then how u can know how to treat & care a dog..................................still (1000)
nice reading ...funny one, Ishaq :)
"It’s her pet (-10)" hahahahahaha
Someone seems pissed... :O
ashfaque ahmad
ashfaque ahmad
Followed by kisses and a long hug... ;)
I think its simple.
How to make a woman happy:
Be honest and never lie.
good boy , u understood the lesson
rima25...noooo
woman like man when they say no
be sure
it's very easy
just do what she like , don't say nooooooooo
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
unexpectedly you talked about you X Girl friend= -100
she was laughing suddenly and you asked the reason= -50
she was sick and you prayed for her=10
her mobile credit was finished and you give her come
credit=5
she was sleeping you got her up= -15
wrap Onemakikomoto as a gift to her and put mastercard in his hand (+101). lolz...
delivered by FEDEX (+50), DHL (+25), DRACULA (+100).
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call me ONE.
Why there is only ONE rule in the world of romance which is “Make the woman happy”??
Why there is no "MAKE THE MAN HAPPY" too?!
Women want to be equal to men when it comes to their rights but when it comes to their dues they remember they are women and want only to be treated as the soft romantic species!!
WOMEN!!! what a selfish creature!!
but, as they say we can not live with them and cant live without them :) :)
wrap Onemakikomoto as a gift to her and put mastercard in his hand (+101). lolz...
wrap me as a gift to her (+100)
for eveything else there's mastercard.
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call me ONE.
Play with her b4 sleep you get (+100)
I do the regularly with my pet dog..
Do anything makes sense you get Zero
Do anything nonsense you get (+10)
Play with her b4 sleep you get (+100)
Forget her Birthday (-10), came home late from office on same day (-5), bought a surprise gift like gold ornamant(+10), took her for some place expensive for dinner (+5), tried to explain the reason to be late (-5), etc, etc..... Any thing make sense you score Minus, Any thing nonsense you score Positive. lolz....
Woman are always a mystery and will remain mystery, end of story.
she is upset, you stay quiet (0) she gets more upset, you immediately say sorry (+2) she is still a bit upset, you embrace her (+5) cop catches you do that and pulls you for it (-50) you apologise to the cop quietly but he does not listen (-100) she comes along and tells the cop off and rescues you (-500)
kiss with your eyes close (-100). Lol!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"