HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
Then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
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You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
Sees them and walks on.
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That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy place dude...

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
Along & tries to make peace... The first two get
Together & beat him up.
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That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to
Watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens
a chai-stall.
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That's Ahmedabad..

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
He Writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in
The program.
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That's Bangalore.

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA"
Doesn’t Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
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That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out
And call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys
Are fighting.
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You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB!!!

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with
A carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and
Abusing each other and all go home as friends.
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You are in Goa.

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their
Fight with the help of others passing over there.
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You are in the Heart of India (M.P).

And the best one is here…………………

Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house.
And says" auuu kouuthi jaaaeeee ke maaare, moo ghara samnaa re nuheee
(dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)".
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That's bhubaneswar for sure!!!