Hi-tech Sardar...just for laugh...
Just for Laugh.......
American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet.
When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Sardar explained, "I'm getting a FAX".
The other two fainted.
You made me laugh this time... good one :)
cant stop laughing
$2003$
the fax machine was fantastic.cant image 1 lyk that
nice one
lewis.....is tht a joke out of joke...lols
dEV,
Some people have so much respect for their superiors, they have none left for themselves..!!
how does he know wat a fax is??/
many more to follow...lols..
dEV,
Some people have so much respect for their superiors, they have none left for themselves..!!
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सोनम दि नेपाली बाबु
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dev its one of the best sardar jokes i have heard after a long time.
thnx for posting this.
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye tho khana free.
Dev i am not hahahaha able hahahaha to hahahah stop laughing hahahahahahaha good joke fax coming hahahaha
kumaran
Boss: Where were you Born
Sardar: India
Boss which part??
Sardar:What which "part"? whole body born in India
i am not able to stop laughing
lol.........
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye tho khana free.
nice one dear ... singh is king
Ohhhh God....cant stop laughing...Hahahahahaha.....
Another Sardar Joke.
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
"Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car."
good joke...............
hahahahaaaaaaaaaa
lol...
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