Here is reality: in life, you don't always get what you need, you rarely get what you want... you almost never get what you deserve... you get what you get.
Haha Uk don't worry even without drinking I will be a fun company :o)
But you are going, I was about to post a joke for you. This thread is posted in funnies so should be some laughs around :P
Britexpat & UkEng went to play golf.
Britexpat stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.
Finally UkEng asked, 'What in the world is taking so long?'
My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' britexpat explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'
Forget it, said UkEng, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here'
reality has just hit me and reminded me that it has been exactly 1 hours since my last drink so adios amigos for the night.. hope to see some of you in flesh tomorrow.
WK be prepared to be converted again tomorrow back to yourself..:)
In life you really get nothing except for experiences...and once it is over you will leave with absolutely nothing, just the way you first came into it.
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very true..
dracz... so mostly i never expect nethin....
That's what you get when you let your heart win, oohhh..
Don't forget.. "You only get what you give".. ;)
lol UkEng, are you singing.... :P
MJ so you get what you want what you really really want..
lol
"you don't always get what you need" -- yes exactly.
"you rarely get what you want" -- truly said.
"you almost never get what you deserve" -- well this is also true.(specially in my case.)
"you get what you get" -- what does this mean?
DP
lol Drac, not dreaming.. I do get what I want... :P
stop dreaming, mj! ;-P
I always get what I want.. end of discussion.. :P
i never expect anything from life just pray and dont even think about getting what i want.
rightly said.... :)
I couldnt recollect any idiots man, all coming in my mind were Gandhijis and Nehrus. LOL.. Hitler is much better.
LOL rMs he wasn't that bad :P
We all still know who Hitler is!! Got it? ;)
How does a 6 week old id know about a dead person?
Whyteknight, is that you sandeep?
lol on the joke WK.. just make sure you have some escorts tomorrow..:)
Haha Uk don't worry even without drinking I will be a fun company :o)
But you are going, I was about to post a joke for you. This thread is posted in funnies so should be some laughs around :P
Britexpat & UkEng went to play golf.
Britexpat stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.
Finally UkEng asked, 'What in the world is taking so long?'
My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' britexpat explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'
Forget it, said UkEng, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here'
reality has just hit me and reminded me that it has been exactly 1 hours since my last drink so adios amigos for the night.. hope to see some of you in flesh tomorrow.
WK be prepared to be converted again tomorrow back to yourself..:)
I miss Red Pope on these kind on threads..now all he does is post anti Pinoy threads with his new id..
you mean lincoln pirate
Yep but maybe the philosophy got lost somewhere between the ids :P
I miss Magicdragon's wisdom on such threads
lol Uk :P
Yes I know WK how much she meant to you that bottle of scotch, no problem bruv I'll get you another one!
Sometimes you have something and you don't realise how much you need it till you end up losing it.
well said snessy..your spot on..
Those who ask don't get and those who don't ask don't want!
Don't open up old wounds .. :O(
We all get in this life what is written for us.....
Yes one day Brit one day you'll get what you want!
I am sure your betsy is waiting for you on the footsteps of the hills in Wales..:)
DP
brit maybe what you did get was what you wanted to get.
Why did you let the Cuban shotputter go :(
i dont deserve to drink whiskey but I want to drink.
Brit you mean what you want, what you really really want.
I wanna I Wanna really Wanna..:)
When am I going to get what I want to get ?
Dracula is rehearsing his cabaret show!
all you needs is love, love is all you need..:)
Where is Dracula searching for his reality?
Is he out hunting again :-/
This is really working sound from Navel or throat that I dont know.
im still hoping to get what i want and trying to get what i need..:))
LOL Uk, maybe you are right :P
WK you have so much alcohol in your blood that it will take years for you to be sober..:)
TCOM keep it up..
tcom the sound should originate from your navel, make sure of that :P
ooooooooooooooooooooomm ooooooooooooooooooomm ooooooooomm
I hope this will enlighten me.
lol drmana, I see that I fit in among drunkards even without drinking.
I now realise that I never needed to drink to reach this state of enlightment, I was born enlightened :P
This thread now sounds like "confession of drunkards" :-))
now you are in a state of or reaching the state of enlightment..take your 4th drink and repeat after me oooooooooomm
shapil or maybe it's the fear of leaving loved ones behind. I will be more scared of that than the unknown. Unknown can be an exciting adventure.
P.S.- What am I talking about :-/
With the 3rd strong drink, don't think meditation will work or should I say not in a state for it.
ok try to drink while meditating that might help..
fear of death is just a further manifestation of the fear of unknown.
tcom try meditation, lol :P
When I lie they believe me, when I tell the truth they don't. Another reality :(
strong drink wont help.... already tried that
So WK the conclusion is that you need a drink too. now face it that is reality..:0)
I think I need a strong drink..
Zindagi bewafa hai...nice song from MKS.
My head is spinning after reading all these probabilities.
Zindagi to bewafa hai ek din thukrayegi, maut mehbooba hai lekin saath le kar jaayegi
Means Life will eventually betray you while death is faithful, it will take you along.
Great words sung by Mr. Amitabh Bachchan on top of a motorcycle in Muqadar ka Sikandar :)
I am sorry to say WK I am the opposite..
Moot mahbooba ha ek din saat ley kar jayegi..some thing like that
Life is painful, death is peaceful. Yet we fear death and love life, that's reality.
so life is an experience and death is the reality?
In life you really get nothing except for experiences...and once it is over you will leave with absolutely nothing, just the way you first came into it.
drmana I would have not known until I visited downunder.
DaRuDe happens to be a famous DJ in OZ and there is a chain of Dracula Cabrets in Australia.
UK, Yesterday you posted about Darude in Australia and today about Dracula....is it that all old QLers have business there? :-)
This cabaret was right opposite to where we were staying so had to visit it..
OK now is August so it becomes Halal again..:)
Dracula has business interests down-under????
Uk that bottle was finished the very next night :P
But that was June, it was halal then, became haram in July :P
Here is when I came face to face with reality during my recent trip to OZ.. What a show..
http://www.draculas.com.au/goldcoast_queensland/index.asp
WK can I have my bottle of the haram scotch back then as you dont drink any more..
:-)
Uk don't try to tempt me now, it's not going to work. :P
Alcohol haraam :(
drmana eggzactly :P
Ok WK, I got the hidden meaning now...Dracula didn't like what he got in dinner today to be exact :-))
wk take a biscuit and some scotch..:)
drmana understand the deeper meaning :(
Dracula needs human blood, doesn't always get it so he settles for goats :(
He wants O -ve blood group as he finds it very tasty but rarely finds it :(
He thinks he deserves people to come to his cave and bare their neck, that almost never happened. :(
He gets what he gets :(
Where's that biscuit now :(
still waiting for what I deserve!
"you get what you get".......wow, that was a great thought :-)
Welcome in the Club!
Take a biscuit now, :)
I got what I deserved, I hope I get what I need, I don't think I am ever going to get what I want.
Why is my reality twisted :(
True.. Thank you for the enlightenment..