Here one for the Men ...
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at
7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The
Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group
Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your
Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2
hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life
Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel
Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and
Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at
7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2
hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
yup alexa's questions are spot on.
but even with creams and shampoos, all will not suit you, the first time you try on something, gives you an indication of whether it is good for you or not.
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I used to room with 15 women in college and they were very slow learners.
What kind of hair do you have? oily, dry, curly, coloured? As for your skin, do you find it normally dry or oily?
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Hmmm...let's see I don't know which is the best shampoo for my hair. I don't know my skin type so I don't know what products I need. Any way u can help ? I'm planning to go to Diva Lounge asap to get my skin figured out, any other suggestions?
go ahead ask
what do you want to know?
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I was too poor in Uni to afford to pamper myself. Luckily I had that great job. :D
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
That's what I should be doing han, but the thing is by the time I finish an exam I'd either be too tired that I end up sleeping, or I would go out with friends. I just don't find the time. I'm a bad time planner! But I'll try to start taking better care of myself. U know girls we should have like a beauty products group to help eachother out, cause I for one am clueless when it comes to these stuff...sad but true...so help me girls!
i had my own rule i used to implement while in university.
i would keep for myself a day or two or pampering every month, usually after exams or tests were over, those used to be fun, and so relaxing. go for the works at the saloon.
pamper yourself.
rest of the time, just jump in the shower, do your bit and out you go.
with kids, now, i have no patience for a facial, or long baths, its gotto be quick.
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i use only one shampoo, but i like to see many, just for variety, if i feel like a change.
its the same with soaps, shower gels, perfumes.
use one, but look at many.then i dont crave for others. hee hee.
i have 6perfumes, i think, gotto check again.
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Amen to that friend of urs!
Well as a friend once said to me, you're only born with one face, so you need to take care of it. As for shampoos and stuff, that's just fun. :D
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Ok so we MUST go beauty products shopping, help a friend in need!! LOL but my wallet will hate u to death, but oh well my prettiness is more important hehe.
ROFL. I will be happy to take you shopping Corne. I'm actually the most unlikely person to know this stuff, I'm a total tom boy who happened to get a job as a receptionist at a beauty salon when I was in Uni. I'm now a shampoo and beauty products snob.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Huh ? purfier/clarifier? I know shampoo and conditioner end of story lol. Good thing I don't use the same shampoo. But seriously Gypsy u need to give me shampoo and facial creams lessons, I'm hopeless in those...All I know is study study study jump in the shower put on any shampoo get clean and then back to study study study LOL.
No you shouldn't stick to the same shampoo all the time Corne. It's actually important to switch up your shampoos routinely. In fact for truly healthy hair you should be using a purifier/clarifier once a week, and depending on your hair time a moisturizing shampoo 3 to 4 times a week.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
I shared an apartment with 3 guys in university. I can vouch that Class number 3 should be mandatory for all men. :P
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
I heard that u should stick to the same shampoo all the time, I never seem to do that :(
Is that good for the hair, han19?
how many perfumes do u have ? lol
this is really cool, n true.
girls how many types of shampoos do you have in the bathroom right now? i know i have 8.......crazy huh. love to see variety.
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LOL this is so funny cause it's so true !!
And following are classes offered for women -
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The
Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
What I do:
I change the TP roll, lift the seat but don't put it back, I help with dishes and I don't mind going out with her when she's shopping.
But I dislike Oprah, Friends and riding with her when she drives/