FREE BEER! FREE BEER ......
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
Oh nooo, I clicked on your forum 'cause I thought I could really find beer somewhere even during Ramadan
:-(
(with all due respect to all those who are following the holy month of Ramadan)
poor gator...
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"Life is like a box of chocolate.. You never know what you gonna get." -Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)
Alive and well
telling the story to her grand children's
how once a human gave her an orgasm of her life ^_^ ..
woohoo, lol this is too much for too early in the am..........so did the gator survive the "O"?hahahahahhaha
life is stressful as it is, dont make it worse will ya...........
HAHAHA HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA
poor gator ^.^