Ducks in Heaven‏........

lost marbles
By lost marbles

Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,
not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,
'I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a Duck.

By Ana.Ganda• 10 Oct 2010 09:49
Ana.Ganda

just enough to wake me up from this sleepy sunday morning...

By afrinnabees• 10 Oct 2010 09:22
afrinnabees

Soniya u said it..shared many times before......

By bubblymom• 10 Oct 2010 09:04
bubblymom

nice one. :)

By soniya• 10 Oct 2010 08:50
soniya

Thanks for sharing it again...:))

By somwerNdmiddle• 10 Oct 2010 08:39
somwerNdmiddle

oh, kind of what i was feeling early this morning, anyway hope everything will be fine today and for the rest of the week

By mjamille28• 10 Oct 2010 08:37
mjamille28

good morning to all.. :P

By GodFather.• 10 Oct 2010 08:28
GodFather.

No SNM nothing bothering me.. Its just the shoe is on the other foot like they say. Someone is happy today and some one is Sad..hehehe

By somwerNdmiddle• 10 Oct 2010 08:18
somwerNdmiddle

good morning tink! :)

ukeng, same thing still bothering you?

By roseflower• 10 Oct 2010 08:16
roseflower

posted before

By somwerNdmiddle• 10 Oct 2010 08:16
somwerNdmiddle

replaced my frown a bit :)

By GodFather.• 10 Oct 2010 08:14
GodFather.

Didnt put a smile on my face. but was funny :(

By mjamille28• 10 Oct 2010 08:09
mjamille28

LOL, it put a smile on my face today.. thanks

By GodFather.• 10 Oct 2010 08:00
GodFather.

lol nice one lost marbles..:)

By MR CONFUSED• 10 Oct 2010 07:13
MR CONFUSED

so he was chained to the ugliest lady

By gudone• 10 Oct 2010 06:09
gudone

lol

By the_smart• 10 Oct 2010 00:41
the_smart

Wow great

By shapil• 9 Oct 2010 21:36
shapil

ugly duckling in the making.

By anonymous• 9 Oct 2010 21:22
anonymous

Great ...;]

By anonymous• 9 Oct 2010 21:03
anonymous

lols :)

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