Date with ladies !!!

hi h r u

what gonig on

where you from

hi h r u

what gonig on

where you from

lol lebanese women :D ...

true to it's context... every girl from different countries have these signature stuffs...

guys, better do a research and memorize.. lol

i have one lebanese girl friend and shes nice to be with..really gorgeous...nkakatomboy lol!!! just kidding.

ROFL Iwmarji....

A Lebanese gentleman living in Dubai parked his brand-new BMW in

front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on

the driver's side.

The Lebanese immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed the police, and

within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the Lebanese started screaming hysterically as some of his office colleagues reached the scene too. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the Lebanese finally wound down from his ranting and raving, The policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief... 'I can't believe how materialistic you Lebanese are,' he said.

'You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else.

'How can you say such a thing?' asked the Lebanese.

The policeman replied, 'Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.

'Oh My God!' screamed the Lebanese.

'Where's my Rolex?

> 1. They are always late; they would have missed all the flights.

> 2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract them

> 3. They talk loudly and bring attention to themselves.

> 4. With food and drinks on the plane, they would forget why they're there.

> 5. They talk with their hands; therefore they would have to put their weapons down.

> 6. They would ALL want to fly the plane.

> 7. They would argue and start a fight in the plane.

> 8. They can't keep a secret; they would have told everyone a week before doing it.

> 9. They would put their country's flag on the windshield.

> 10. They would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages to put on facebook

llllllloooooooooooollllllllll

hahahah XD

"why no african ladies included"

he he he he...nice one & pretty much true :)

Filipinas.....

1. ASL

2 Hala Card

3. Ask u if u have a car

4. Ask u if u have credit card

5. ....

Lafanga what you said about Lebanese women is uncalled for. no woman whatever nationality should be subjected to this kind of bashing. don't be arrogant and insinuate that "you have your fair share of Lebanese chicks?" give me a break! my guess is your a freaking virgin. and btw this is called sour graping lol

Mariam, that is such a stereotype explanation :))))))

I actually have never been in an environment where these Lebanese girl hang out or live. I am barely in Doha. So i don't even search for them.

I just made a comment about them saying that people here should look a little bit outside this Arab borders. There are much much better ones :) That's it.

Qatari women are appealing and can't help to say that they're very desirable but don't got any dowry though... haha

i work in a place where i meet a lot of people and i am wearing a veil and most of those people will think i am not lebanese and i asked several times why i was always answered because you are conservative,and i met many woman the same as i am conservative and i thought they are not lebanese for the same reason,i will not reply to this thread anymore i think MxY HAS A BAD EXPERIENCE maybe he was rejected by a lebanese girl, for lafanga i do not think you are saying the truth come on you had your fair share???????????!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaahaha

Still proud to be a lebanese ..u see guys now u fighting and the reason is a lebanese gurl ....

bingo here ur prove

blood good luck :)

You are just confirming the words, thank you for being a polite boy.

Your brain is rotten due to overage dude :)

Maybe you do have experience with various animals, or in front of the TV :)

So don't compare your stupid experiences with mine. Maybe according to your standards the ones you met are all top-models. But for my standards they would be just characters from the movie planet of the apes :)

So cool down. I did no insult to you in my previous massages. If you want to go that way i can do that too.

Well I do know what the heck am talking about, its just you seem to have no experience, your too young or too silly Buddy

Hey "Blodd" buddy. Believe me you have no idea what you are talking about :))))

Lebanese girls are most beautiful????

Give me a fucking break.

They are the easiest to get into bed, that's why guys are after them. Just show 'em the money and that's it. They will get in bed with you no matter if you are fat, old or ugly.

Before someone mentions sour grapes, I have had more than my fair share of Lebanese chicks.

Now you have crossed the line, sorry buddy but for real the Lebanese beauty is something you would never find anywhere in the world, its just the attitude I don't like buddy, so take it easy because I think you haven't meet enough of them LOLS

Since when are Lebanese girls characterized as the most beautiful ones? I think this is just a local myth :)

I don't believe they would even look like human next to Russian and Ukrainian girls :))))))))))))))

I respect your opinion but sorry to say so; I don't think so !!!!

hello,first lebanese are arab too,then lifestyle and expenses in lebanon are expensive,most lebanese are educated and knows how to take care of themselves and dress well even if hse chubby ,not all lebanese are after money but if comapred to all you mentioned it is ok at least she will go with the least and best man;)but joke aside we have many hard working conservative lebanese girls but if you see them you think they are not lebanese because they are wearing veil.if you give a lebanese girl love and respect she will give you her life

let me have a try with these all women then i can say something

its very difficult 2 understand and girl if u spend ur whole life with her......

if thats the case with a girl...

then how can i know abt other girls all over the world????

girls r always complicated.

doesnt matter, from which part of the world..

Not you my friend you are not running, who I meant knows LOL!!!!!!!!!!

are these items necessary to date with ladies... ;b

Wear Hollywood, central Hollywood are just trying to get jobs, and the people in North Hollywood have already made it, so they just have parties and if you know people and can get in, you won't get that third date Experience... Unless that is what you are looking for.

Hey now, that's not true for ALL arab women hehe

why dont mention for philippino girls

SainaB, I have no idea if that chubby one was you.(b.c i don't know who u are) .

If there only 1 chubby lebanese girl here in Qatar, of course you will know yourself :))))))))))

Blood u talking to me ? :P

I new its you as I said run you will never hide,,,,,,,,,,,,

Masallah!! Masallah!!

That's an interesting inside tid bits!

anyway i dont care so im gonna go

i did my duty and showed u the prove

so enjoy guys

Now guys have a menu on the type of girls they would prefer.

sainab ... pajju will accept the truth sooon :)

OMG!!!!....this is so true!!!!

nice 1 dude.!!

now the answer is lol

lol :P

i always says the Truth :)

now u tell me do i look chubby ?????

and to pajju doesnt matter that should show u that most of the lebabese girls coming up for their own bill and theiy not stinchy to pay the bill for others

and bllod here ur prove almost everyone would marry a lebanese girl :)

omar ur the only one who says the truth in here

now cheeers

PROUD TO BE A LEBANESE :)

What pajju ... i am saying the truth :)

sainab there is a hidden story between me and Omar :P ok i got one one old Qler lebanese friend we used to go every wekkend irish harp , but i never pay for drinks she only only pay the bill :P

Well sainab you are right many of them are dying to date with pretty lebanese... Well honestly saying ofcourse i will MARRY HER ... i know they are the most Gorgeous and good character girls :)

omar is not a cheater hes just saying the truth !!!!!

@ omar i think this is all about !!!!

now they talk rudely about lebanese but im sure most of them are dying for a date with a pretty lebanese.

serious question to u omar......;,, if u meet a lebanese girl u like her and shes nice good character would u marry her ????

Omar u saala i know u say that .. bloody cheater :P

lol very true .. But i must say Lebanese are the most Gorgeous girls :)

well i guess if you really eager to have a date...you better pay the price...

I think I know that Attitude LOL, you can run but you can't hide hahahahah

I heard that, even someone asked me once but I never send to stranger.

wateva guys no bashing here , this is posted to funny section !!!!

well i guess i just want to prove to myself that filipina's really want hala, and if it's true as discussed here...

cheer up... :)

Where are these beautiful Lebanese girls hiding? The only Lebanese girl i saw was chubby and not beautiful at all :)

Today is disco day, so where will these girls be. Wanna go and have a look at them :)

lol tinker sorry allready booked , for next week call ma secretary Rizks :P

lol Blood .. dunt fgt to bring our stuff tonite :P i love love shape baloons :)))

for a date tonite wid me...........? I wanna have a date without hala card or expensive dinner............lol

count me in Dude.

guys wats goin on ? ok who wanna date with me tonite ? :P

im already crying for u :) i have a pretty cousin u want her number lol

I know that this will happen I never talked about anyone in a bad way, would you please point it and if you quote it I will apologize, other wise you should take it easy and read what exactly I said please, I was not attacking.

And Yeah I think yeah she really broke my heart can we cry all together now.

I cannot send you hala card. I will just give you hope for giving you a hala card. Coz, sending hala card to you direct you to not to receive any call from me.........lol.

do filipina did not reply when given a load? lol, nobody said that in this thread, hehehe...

whats the matter with u did a lebanese girl broke ur heart and feelings ??? is that the reason why u attack !!!

why u so rude against other nationlities stop talking bullshit about all the girls otherwise i take it personal LOL

اها هيدا حكي و بكل فخر and to translate it: that is the attitude proudly a Lebanese.

you are right about Filipina...more to add on

Ist date(Over the phone): They will ask asl & talk for sometimes & will ask for hala card.

2nd date: Will ask you to 'barrow' her some money for her next birthday in next week & u r invited.

3rd date(Birthday): give her Nokia N95 as a gift

I am not a filipina, but I still won't mind and kind of gifts, so stop claiming that it is a filipina who asks for that, I have had even my own nationality doing that.

and yes I am from that place

what eva guys ur opinon

Proud to be a Lebanese girl :)

garfieldisc I will not send you hala card because you will get hala and then you will not reply

i am a filipina, can you send me some hala, just PM me the code...lol...

LOL My Sense!!! :)) Hahahaahhahhhhahahaah! :D

very true for filipina, first Hala card even first date never came

see?????? N95 is nat enaf swine flu..N72 minimum gift for filipina hahaha.

Lol Blood. thank God i'm sitting on the bed. no hard fall. :))

Lol Swine Flu... can i just ask for IPad?? :))

Brilliant, I don't like to stereotype, but this is somewhat true :-)

when I laugh a lot I might fell on my back out of that, so I visualized you in that situation, that's it.

And No sainab K I am not with you about that, my own opinion nothing more nothing less.

I never ask for Hala. oh i did, from hubby! Lol... :))

blood, sorry, i didn't understand. :-?

Oh....yes i remember Filipina they ask for Hala Credit! You remind me rEzyz....>>:D lol

i would just like to find someone really rich to marry

come on guys now its becomming a bit silly

the truth about lebanese is their the most pretty girls in the arab world & everyone is crazy to know them date them and even marry them !!!

Look arround i guess u ive in doha , the girls with most style beauty and sense of humor are the lebanese and even in doha many locals are married to them.

Of course u find 2 types of woman the ones who just intressted in money & the opposite.

but this is everywhere.

The lebanese woman just know what she wants from the beginning and thats not a bad thing.

LOL at your laugh I can see you on your back after this one LOL.

Dates are really funny, but expensive I don't think so, only if it was real..................

gudone...u never went on a date ??? :P

LOL!!!!!! r dates tht much funny!!!! n expensive??

hahahahahha! :))

blood, i also want bobcorn and bebsi... :p

pajju is not looking for Arab women..he ain't mad...coz if he gets serious to marry her then he will have to pay dawry amount which he was spending on a VIP number bid few minutes back,,,then he will have to give camels,,which we just saw this week that only 2 camels cost 1million riyals...Arabs won't accept Lungi so he will have to shutdown his business and start selling thobs :P

you mean others won't wait for dates,straight to fight each other

BOBcon and Bery BIG Bebsi LOL

what you thought is a she, turned out to be a god damn tranny... duh!!!

Are you really Lebanese or just acting to be, seems you never lived in Lebanon or your MOM is not, The Lebanese mentality is the same since more than 300 years, means just after I was born lol. and of course we are all craving to date them, but get married to them NAAAAAa don't think is a good idea after all.

pajju looking for Arab women...........

have a bottle of JD and he'll look Lebanese to you ;-)

asking........

I am going to die for a date with Lebnese........any one around ?

huh? you asking or telling me something?

pajju..which girl u will date ??? irish??mexican?? chinese or desi gurl ?? :D

3rd date HW lady turns into mistress............

filipina

1st time... they will ask about you asl

2nd time... will ask you for hala credit...!

:b... no offense!!

No.. I don't ask for anything.. Oh maybe i do.. Ice cream.. :))

Hi guys sound u desperate of lebanes girl !!!!!!

Now u complaint about them but in reality u dying to date lebanese girls.

To let u know i know the sameabout indians,europeans,southamericans and many other s.

So please dont mention it just for lebanese girls :)

1st date - green long hair, good-looking, you both get drunk, you get head!

2nd date - pink long hair, still good-looking, you both get drunk, you get anal!

3rd date - short black hair, kinda good-looking, you get drunk, she bends you over and bones your a55 ;-)))

Damn tranny!!! LOL

ROFL tony @ the caribbean women :))

They are afraid SONIYA--- afraid to say anything---as what Blood said..filipina are humble and loving! hmmmmm i smell bobcorn blood! thanks for the idea dude.

Haha! u havent mentioned the carribean ladies

First Date : show your a amazing dancer and spend few drinks on the lady, the ladies comes to you for a grind

Second date : the lady grinds on some other men, while u have to keep watching them.

Third date : The lady grinds on an another lady , thats when u realise shes not what u think

but yeah irish women! TRUE!

Where are gloomy and visper to englighten us about the FILIPINAs???? :))

LOL at your comment

My sense, NO one and I say No one is like A Lebanese girl,

for A Filipina they are very humble and loving, they will not over expect from you, they would just need...... you know what let your experience guide ...dude.

If you know about Filipina just add here. I think they are in the middle of Lebanese & Indian.........lol

Lol Blood sure am waiting for him :P

okay swine flu, coz i am planning to have a date with Filipina, so just want to know if they are like mexican or lebanese woman! EARLY WARNING you know what i mean.

yeah ask the master LOL, he has been away for quite sometime LOL

pls don't urgue on it. It's just for fun posted on QL funnies.

Blood any exp ?:P

No idea about Pinoy but Bangladesh !!! It's same as Indian. Not only Bangladesh, Indian subcontinent are same.

so freakaleaking true, so many of them will start saying it is not true, but it is...................!!

LOL at the Mexican woman I hope its not true

Swine flu---- where is filipina & bangladesh woman?

im sure u find these type of girls everywhere not just in lebanon !!!!

hahaha the chinese comment so funny happygolucky lol

you racist b&^%$#*... :-P

Damn right about Lebanese.

where is queen dee??? waiting for her comments for the last...

swine, as far as the description about INDIAN and LEBANESE women are concerned, i think rest would also be true..lol

Not true for Chinese women. Its other way round.... No expenses ever, just ***...:)

is that true as mentioned ?

lebanese women explained well... ;b

money runs after beauty... & beauty runs away after spending all!!

loooool

hey im lebanese !!!!!!

waiting for lebanese gals comments :)

lol..... :)

LOL.. Jezz!! Ladies..

Ok..good one...I was having one lebanese colleague in my ex-company and he said the same about the GIRLS/WOMEN about his own country that you've mentioned at the last...He wanted to marry someone else other than his own origin...

lol at MEXICAN WOMEN

Lol....