That Darn Cat
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing.
As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost and I need directions!"
It's a cute cat...
ought this cat for around 800-900 riyals. I'm selling it for 600 riyals but the price is negotiable.
The cat is extremely playful. He likes to jump around and run around. Sometimes he likes to bite as he plays but one just has to be strict with him during those moments. He is a male after all, and the veterinary we visited told us that male cat's are usually a lot more hyperactive than female cats.
The cat is a hunter. A mix of a Persian and perhaps Somali. This is a guess.
He is beautiful and cuddly too. LOVES TO EAT!
He has been tested for Toxoplasma and the result turned out negative alhamdulillah. He is NOT sick.
He has also been vaccinated for worms as that is a must when you get a cat.
This is a clean cat, ready to be taken care of.
IF INTERESTED..
email me: [email protected]
hire a catwoman driver sir..
With modern technolgy, you can clone David.
My poor David is neutered or spayed or whatever you call it.. He can't reproduce.. that is such a shame.. I would love to see clones of David scrampering around my house.
detrayed ho ho ho
brit, how many detrayed u ;) for me one so far, waiting for the second wht to do :)
Cats are so much more unfaithful. Especially male cats :O(
Haha BG - you know how to tell 'em!
Cats are always smarter and so lovely to live with then most humans....
Ca ching!!!!
no he is twitered
Is David neutered ?
Lol BG I really really dont want to be a David now. Hahaha
LLR u dint tell us ur name was david ;)
This cat sounds just as smart as my cat David.. My baby, my darling David..
Lol Brit - BG (:
Cat Majboos - Mazbooth???
LOL brite cat majboos !
My Korean friend , Mr. Kim, was going to cook us a surprise dinner.
But someone let the cat out of the bag :O(
Who know BG.. may be after a right left u turn and straight u might have called your wife from your back yard itself. ((:
too much fog LLR hence the man got lost
To bring something new without Spam BG is still
Fingering his head ->
Biting his fingers ->
Then making a sound hu hu hu..and it goes on. ((:
updated n celebrating like the drunken
Emy ((:
old one, and the man died already looking for the way to his house, ur still old.. update urself monkey :)
LLV :)
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies. "He's my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies. "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
Thnks for sharing BG nice advise how to treat pet animals.................:)
You should know how to call Emy BG..
I will teach you... say "Emy ohhh Emy"
still searching the way mate emy might help
Lol BG...When did you reach back home then????