Comebacks to Pick Up Lines

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snessy, because you are sooooo beautiful! :)

the beauty most guy will drool off. :)

No UK :-(

I never get chatted up, I just get stared at or followed when I go shopping!

lol Brit.

Snessy tell us of your experience I bet yer guys must have been lining up to chat you up?..lol

All the girls on high temperature mode today...lol

Man: You're hot. I want to make mad passionate love to you.

Woman: OK..

Has anyone here actually used a pick up line before? And did it work?

now, no more silly comments here, LOLs are accepted. hahahahah!

keep clean! LOL

missed the most of this thread....

i liked 5th one, no entry sign... :)

you perverts get outta my thread! the mods are around now! they might think this thread is horny as well! :p

Tinker what happened? Did I miss something? tell me Babe?

remind me not to be in good girl mode again.. :P

People can't have a good naughty jokes when i am in nice girl mode.. hahahaha

Visper all your fault..look one day you become in a good girl mode and what happens..:P

lol Gloomy..:)

Rizks by name Rizk by nature.. He is a lost cause..:P

horny people!!! hahahahaha.. where is that thread??

UK, you just want to go and wander in the wonderland, but Rizks want to be lost there! i can sense, he want to stay longer to keep himself wandering! LOL

gloomy..It those bumpy bits that makes us men want to go to the wild wonderland!

why do you wanna get lost in our wonderland? :-?

lol Colt! we've never been pervs as you guys are! :D

we're just learning from you all! :p

Tinker..Good things come to those who grab them not wait for them?..lol

Stay away from them Khattak, esp Colt.. ahahaha

Yes, Uk.. We have a home to build.. :D

Yes come to me nice girl..away from these pervs..:)

Now its getting even naughtier :P

Geez.. I am a nice girl mode now..

LMAO Tinku....!!

lol Visper wat my hairs got to do with my desires ? :)

Sid i use 2 on 1.....:)

Poor Rizks.. Grow some hair first.. lol

whaddaya mean by "protectionS"..u gt 2 or more??

|LOl gud ones

no worries Tinku, i alwayz carry my protections with me werever i go so tat if i fall i dont get Hurt...ROFL

Has this become a $3X Chat or what!!!

And Gloomy,, U were supposed to supervise :P hehehe

Can't beat 'em,so Join 'em! :P

I'm a perv when among pervs :-P

Oh gloomy n Tinku ...i have high hopes on you both to fulfil my dream....:(

I want to totally get lost when i enter the wonderland....:)

lemme fulfill your desire Rizks! :p

lol...

There is a witch in 'Alice in Wonderland' u know :P

that you're clean minded, after reading your reply to tinker, i totally change my mind. ur just the same as them. pervert! LOL

me too had a desire to enter the Wonderland some day ....TinkU can u fulfill my desire plz ? :(

you're a good sport... I likes ya already :-)

what words were those Gloomy? Bad words? ;-)

now, i'm taking back my words for you Colt! :(

did i answer your question? ;-)

the ever clean-minded colt! lol

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice :-P

Yeah man, I know ... Just was trying to digress u into something else (Damn, I failed!) :P

I would say, "You're not the 1st one telling me that and you won't be the last" ;-)

Its called Multitasking!

duh!!!! wearing lipstick on a luck day = getting head!!! now ask me whats getting head? *SLAP*!!! ;-)

hi guys i wonder how could you all manage the ql gals lively gossip amidst your busy work schedule

colt how will you answer a girl who tells you...

"you look so small!"

that depends...Lucky for whom...

and temme, how the hell can u put lipstick over 'it'????? 'It' wud look like a bald clown!!!

and you say you wanna comeback to our pick up lines??? think again pal ;-)

nothing else Colty! :p

The answer is Lipstick on a lucky day... ;-)

Watodo peepz? Nah, it's poisonous..

Colt.. Yah, that's for you.

Nothing...

Do I smell stinky poo?

Visper did it...Uk....:(

and what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

Did you say you come in here to fart? Because you blew me away :-))

Ok.. Next time Rizks, i will.

Only when I behave like a Scottish... :P

Guy: Do you believe in Sex before Marrige?

Girl: Yes its is Ok with me.

Guy: Can I sleep with your friend before we get married?..

ooops

that's the best you have? give it some more try maybe we'll think at least twice! :p

Are you wearing a skirt today?

Eekss Visper !

Plz use Silencers...:(

U want a Guy to answer to Ur pickup lines..??? seriously??

gloomy yes I am afraid that was me a few months ago when the 7th wife left me.. Now I am re-born ready to rumble.. Any volunteers?

I just drop by to fart.. lol

Yall are not coming back to our pick up lines :-(

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? ;-)

right on gloomy better get back on topic ;)

!:P

you mean that body of UK in his thread?? lol

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1304320

Do you have a boyfriend? :-?

lol.. Colty busted.. Where is wife???

behave on my thread! lol :)

Gloomy When I buy I drinks I dont buy bottles or pints I buy jugs..

Ruby now thats my kind of girl..:)

I think someone farted in here, let's get out ;-)

colty only if you ask permission from your wife ;)

from my good Padres?

why only offer a drink? buy the whole group at least 3 bottles! LOL

Ow, that was rude :(

Hey baby lets play army, I'll lay down you can blow me up.

no uk i just want your body lol opps

Ruby can I buy you a drink or would you prefer the cash instead?

Would you like some? :-P

I'm worried about those guys! Lol!

colty i don't have any indian in me but i used to date one haha can you beat that?

don't worry flor when i get tipsy im among friends lol very safe

we need to be really tipsy for us to at least feel cheesy on their pick-up lines. LOL

This thread is getting naughty :P

that's dangerous!

Do you have any Indian in you? :-P

great post gloomy, just to share somebody put on a pick up line to me that says:

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

really cheesy but made me laugh or perhaps i was just tipsy that time ;)

UK for all the human beings the third leg is always shorter then the other 2 legs.....:)

Risk I think your measuring the third leg which is short..:P

Ukeng, because women have to take care of that MAN that God made. and He is not resting as well thinking how to repair his second creation. :)

Are you sure Khattak? Maybe some other pulling is more fun. hahahaha

Rizks.....Cant pull your hair naa... what to do, Yaa'niii :(

ya coz of ur bloody fun, i have a disordered leg...one is long and one short...:(

Soniya answer to that is as below..:_

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested

no Visper, i cant go down now...Everyone is here...:(

Actually, its fun to pull Rizky's legs :P

Sorry Rizks.. You're going down...

Ya giv me a Chance to Dance....lol

Nope UKENG, it's RIZK's bad day today..lol

lol gloomy..Hope these DESPOS should start behaving well soon or else we all GIRLS will form our gang to teach them a lesson..

oyee..oyee four girls against one poor Rizks..give him a chance..:)

rizk, DAR GAYA....lol

eng: rizk, watch out your days now..lol

happened to me in H&M in Villagio as well. a young qatari man approached me while i was choosing pants for my hubby and brother. said he likes to be friends with filipinas. if i give him my number would be great. i said i don't give my number to strangers, he gave his number and asked me to give him a miscall, then my hubby arrived. the young man run away. lol

Rizks, another war day between u me and gloomy..

Exactly ICE..If i would have been in your place, i would not have leave any chance to pounce on his collar..lol

Do I know that Risku character?

abe saala how did i come in the picuture ? :(

Ice, i dont want ur number instead give me ur Hubby's numbers so tat i can call him and wish him Eid Mubarak....lol

Ok gloomy then i shall pick you up and throw on Visper....:)

Soniya, its the heat and the skewered man-woman ratio. Totally disorients the men.

Soni, my life is too happily busy, I don't have time to waste on these despos. So "ignore" is what I generally do.

Ice...means No Chance for Rizkz :(

Visper, its a game of Hide n Seek...:(

your lines will get a kick never a pick. :)

rizk, the explanation that you've given dated back to 50s or 60s..lol

Arre Khttak, when I have a brilliant diamond at home, why should I look at stones outside yaar?

Ice, but why the hell a stanger was trying to be friendly with you in a public place?? You could have complained against him..

Rizks, what does S E X mean?

Khattak lala, tat means a boy and a gal behind Mulberry bushes and two roses meeting each other....:(

Ice...that means someone can take a chance when you are in good mood? ...

tinker dont get pleased with me....:)

Rizks...and what does S E X mean? *Duffer Mode*

Usually I just ignore, but I was in the middle of my grocery shopping, and I HATE it when people intrude on at that time, cos then I forget my "mental" list of stuff.

Plus I was having a bad hectic day. So I took it out on him. :)

S** = S E X .....:( Duffer

Uk.. What does s** mean? :D

Ya dont use pick ups, use a Shovel instead....:(

Ok Visper..then what just stay it straight..:) Like would you like S** before or after the dinner?..lol

abe Soniya, i just want to call her and say "Oh Sorry

Wrong Number".....:)

Well Ice Ice baby..:) lol

Do not ever use pick up line.. It's a big minus.. :(

rizk, be ready to get some EAR SOOTHING comments from ICE then...lol

Lol ice...

gloomy, really liked the last 4...

Ice, can i have ur phone number ? :)

There was this time a guy handed me his phone number, indicating with his hands to give him a call. So I turned around and told him...Thankyou very much for the number, Now who should call you, my husband or my kids? The look on his face......

I am laughing to myself as I type this. !@#$%& weirdos.

gloomy sometimes that works too ;)

better don't use any pick up lines at all.

Lol!

That's the hazard of using old pickup lines, smart arse responses to them are available on the internet. That's why I make my own everytime ;o)

good morning! :)

oh, com'on guys! Good morning Gloomy! Nice one!

you get such answer rizks? (DO NOT ENTER!!!) lol

and the sign one too...:(

... And, I like the first two :D

i like the temple one.....:)