Big Bad Wolf
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Little Red Riding Hood is happily skipping down the road, when she sees the Big Bad Wolf hiding down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About a mile down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a Sh!t!"
I didn't know a morning sh!t starts such a long thread... i gotta be careful next time...
and i definitely didn't know that the big bad wolf was referred to someone else... maybe u guys have spent way too loooooooong time at QL.
it got so many hits...otherwise a funny thread ends at at maximum fo 10 replies..
Bid Sheet Wolfie is famous and dear...this proves....
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
well i guess the whole of ql thought for a moment it was darude.. LOL
for a min i thought we r talkin bout darude
No work, totally bored!!! Client on holiday!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
i am going to sue you man
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You are on QL pretty early rather than your usual schedule eyy girl....so whats up, no work or Bangalore Closed today...?
Good one! LOL for a moment I thought it was Darude! Mornin all!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
DaRude...Aaah weell this one, Khanan darling is my captain...and he aint chickening out...and neither is the VP ... so just wait till I get my azz back at the place to thrash your sorry azzes all over the park...
Khanan you go captain, you are the man...
not 2 forget wearing tat GAS MASK type of thing on the face with only EYEz seen .....
Ohh Great Cheerleaders ... LOL
That sounds like so much fun.........
yea with wearing black abaya fully covered.
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Are the cheerleaders invited?
When I saw the title of the thread I thought it's about DaRuDe, lol
Enjoy your game guys, I will be cheering Team D.
:D
and you looser DaRuling....
you practised yesterday.....you ....
no worries...FS,
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oh Mabrook...you are the new VP...good. see all your QL skills helping you in real life...lol
Are you with Alkhor Toastmasters?
Khanan... I didnt play for ages..so no hope. Hope you can play well.
get the slogans and chant
Team C loser Team C loser (C)Chicken Loser
the captain freaked out :D
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how Toastmaster runs here ! and also today is a imp. day for our bro Kasarat (new VP of toastmaster) ;-)
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speed paa jee!!!
we need you at the location on time....
so toastmaster some other time..not today..
so be there on time...
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great rules DaRuling.....
well lets see you tonite...
salam pra jee....that good ..will see you today...that also after a long gap...
so be prepared for the show down...
and KSA dun you worry i can handle DaRuling and Dragon jaaaaaaan...till you come..:)
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good morning everyone! its a good laugh to the start the day...poor darude...didnt you take a sh!t at home? lol!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
he cannot escape from toastmaster .... lol
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What locations do I PM you???
I shall take you to one of the Meetings...its nice...today after 2 mnths gap they have this thing for the ceremony of taking the NEW OFFICE POSITIONS...so thats why I have to be there, if it was a regular meeting, I would have told FCK OFF!!!LOL!!!
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DaRude- Now come on dont tempt my captain to do anything wrong and loose focus on the game...
Its something important and I have to go there...but wait till I get back...and then your lazy damn tall thin azz is all mine....
Khanan, handle the ladies and the team ofcourse and the BOWLING Balls till I get back, after that it will be TEAM WORK!!!
Speed Paaji, will be great to see you tonight...
Jaan...ello ello jaan, how you doing...alright where is the morning kisses for me and khanan...pls...hmmm some other games if we see you loose...sounds quite tempting jaan...what do you have in mind for me and khanan...:P
hmmm ... so you gonna be a new VP .. great i will come and see you there ;-)
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Khanan your team mate is leaving you all on your own. so be ready check my email what rule i set :D
Ksa yea yea now excuses will start carry on carry on 1 hour 2 hour 3 hour 4 hour.
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good morning all, hope you have a good sleep last nite and ready for a big day today and some games later tonite for some people who interested to see me loose. mwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO
today ;-)
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Yea right Paaji, we will see who wet whose pants...give me an extension of time for 1 hr and then we will see...
Yeah right, Khanan's team LOOOOSER...hahaha, we shall see...
Captain, pls ensure that the gorgeous ladies of our team play last after you have played alright...and then we will see whose concentration goes where...LOL!!!
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after reading my email am sure Ksa must have wetted his pants and now changing plans that he is not coming
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
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What can I do, cant help it...
There is this damn Toastmasters Swearing In Function and I am taking charge as the NEw Vice President - Public Relations...so have to get my azz there...but look at this it starts at 6 30 and goes on till about 8 30...what I will do is...go there and ASAP it finishes will get my azz back...its about 1 hr only that I might miss the action, but after that I shall be there to rescue our team and my girls / ladies...LOL!!!OK Captain...?
paa jee!!!
i am banking on you..you are my trump card and you saying that you might not come...:)
try your level best to make it...
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morning everyone,
nice joke to start with......
I am in you team and you are not coming...how sad...
but why you are not coming?
R-7...O man you and your damn American, ( O yes I was Racist...LOL! The damn American is always late...), and indeed man, doesnt look that I might be able to catch up tonight as well...
Khanan, darling, how you doing, well I also thought by the name of this thread, o come on man another damn thread to this darling bugger of ours...but then i thought, its s5it s5it everywhere...LOL! Paaji I might not be able to catch up tonight...
New car was delayed ... No Damn number plates in the great Maroor here.. So only tomorrow the car will come...
I'm going crazy waiting for it !!!
Good Morning KSA n all
everytime i think of meeting up with u guys something comes up and then i get stuck at work or home or god knows what....
my dear fellow Qlers....
for a moment i though...its our DaRuling...from the sensational heading of the thread...
waiting for you email...big sweet wolfie...:)
R-1.yeah how is your new car???bring int down today and give us free ride..:)
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will see you guys tonight and teach you some manners :D
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Alright DaRuLing, I always thought you had a good house where you could atleast take a s5it man, I didnt know you were doing the Qatar Kleen and Green Campaign...LOL!...
morning Paaji, how are you...:P
Alright R 7 hows the American Mate...and speaking of whihc, whats this with you and DaRuLing...trying to steal away DaRude from me and Khanan eyyyy bad boy!!! Get in Line...:P How you doing bro...?
C'mon, Darude, I thought you had more manners than that!
Da, you couldnt even wait to get to the bathroom??
tra la la
Good morning to u 2 !!!
did u miss me :P
Ohh i thought readin the title it would be DaRuDE bro ..... LOL
you will get email in a while plz check ok
morning to you
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Was the Wolf Darude :P ?!
good one!!! :)