For all the Indian Wives out there :)
An Indian Wife's Poem....
He didn't like the curry,
and he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard,
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't prepare the coffee right,
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks,
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue,
Isn't there anything i could do,
To match his mother's shoe?
Then i smiled as i saw the light,
One thing i could definitely do,
I turned around and slapped him tight..like his mother used to!!!
yes and we all know elephants lay eggs coz Rizks was hatched outta one.
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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not just an elephant rizk.. Elephent egg !!!
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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..
rMs..!!
Ahh FS the secrets of a SMART wife. Just like you if i show my skills in the kitchen she'd never let me leave the house! that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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ohh man, and wat is tat u will be cooking FS ?
An Elephant ?? lol
If I show my real skills in cooking, I wont get time to get out of the Kitchen... certain things are better not known....lol
No UKeng i'd never look for my mommy in my wife, I'm glad there was only ONE woman who spanked me :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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FS I've always believed that its the MAN that must go out and gather the food for the WOMAN to cook, but dont u dare say anything to me on that you cant even cook properly so said you! :p
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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lol UK !!
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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..
rMs..!!
Guess he is looking for a mother in his wife?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Smoke dont you know cooking? that will make her life easy... no worries..lol
Hmmm well i better shut my mouth when it comes to my future wife's cooking :D
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Who the hell cares! If he likes his mom's cooking so much I'd say please go stay with ur mom:) He stays with me now so u know who cooks better eh ;)
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
Coffee ?
Stew ?
Methinks that this has nothing to do with an "Indian"
hm.. hm.. its okey man.. i can understand ur feelings.. chill.. and on which side she slapped u ? :)
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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..
rMs..!!
@ smoke,my sympathies,you've gone & got yourself a real mama's boy huh?...as much as i hate to admit it,most Indian men are like that but all aren't...it's you upto you Indian ladies to pick the right ones!! :)...
Lol.....Smoke, I think it goes for a lot of wives, not just Indian wives!
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
LoL Smoke !!!
Ohh no, Smoke!!! I think I am luckier than 'this' wife!!!
so, I would like to re-form the last line
I turned around and gave him kiss...like his mother used to!!!
Everything's gonna be alright!!!
I don’t compete with my Mom-in-law .. I know she is anytime better than me in cooking and house keeping... I agreed it on the day I got married... so no more comparison... at least I have an excuse for not being 100% perfect..lol.. am I clever?