Airline
1. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken
clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and
remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Ql Airlines.";)
2. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and, in the
event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take
them with you with our compliments."
3. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your
belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among
the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
4. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "SaadM80 airlines
is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the
industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
5. Overheard on an Ql Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly
windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to
fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened
while the Captain taxis left of our airplane to the gate;)
well i didnt have the chance to have an FA on the airplane yet.. lol .. but pilots sure do.. lol
we can meet up once i am back from Canada.. attending world routes 2010 in van cover
Well, more like P-I-C.
Mandi
mandi: Roger Captain... ;)
Thank you!
Mandi
captkhan: sure we should meet up someday, but i warn you when pilots meet they usually talk about Air hostess... ;)
mandi: it would be our pleasure if our senior also join us.... :)
we shld meet up for some coffee or somethin.. n have a few tlaks.. not abt aviation though..lol
captkhan: yes i am staying in qatar.... :)
thts wat i said 5 yrs n no ATPL.. wish we had Qatari passport.. are u stayn in Qatar at the moment..
captkhan: 5 Years and no ATPL license, and they are enjoying the facilities, i wish i had a Qatari Passport.... ;)
lucky girls hey.. i saw 6 cadets [girls] in QA. they been under training for 5 yrs.. and still haven't got a atp.. the Qatari's have loads of advantages but thy don't utilize it properly
Sigh, I feel so ignored. Your aircraft.
Mandi
captkhan: yes they are undergoing training, they were inducted through the Emirati Cadet Pilot Program...
yeah read about her.. its good for etihad to come up with it.. and if i am not wrong there are 3 emarati girls undergoing trainings by etihad.
captkhan: thank you very much... her name is Sophie Blanchard, she joined 3 years back and now she did her first flight from Abudhabi to London on the left seat of A330.. She is the first female captain for Etihad...:))
Yes, your first female captain is only 40 years after American Airlines' Bonnie Tiburzi!
Mandi
srry cdnt stop posting this one.. u might have watched it already
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hey saadm .. some one of my favs for u.. and congrats on ur airline having the first female captain.
yeah saw it.. it was a grt pillow fight.. the FA had some guts to start tht
Saeed- I replied u on PM..but looks like u r nt getting my PMs...
Good you sent all these jokes when off board....Flying is always been treated HIGH RISK.....
I mean rely on the Horse where his Reins are not in our controls ;D
Drive and fly safely.
Rizky Sir: What are you doing at this time? are u allowed QLing from HOME?
Rizks- its a family meet up..so u can come with ur wife/GF
BnB dear, if i dont come - kick on saeedkhans bum....lol
kiddin- if i dont come You guyz still Enjoy and Have FUNN !! :)
Rizks- what if u will not come???
saad- sorry ur thread is hijacked...
Ailaa again in a resturatn !
Yippey i shall come empty stomach and empty pockets.
Thankz Saeed for the dinner...:)
right... lets have a fun on friday, the way it used to be earlier...
Saeed bhai pathan, pm me ur contact no. and details and if possible i shall surely meet u guyz...
he he he...dont be sorry re..i was kidding...Saeed is organizing meet up...if u want to join, he will PM u too...
ok, sorry...:(
Rizks- its nt for u (i mean people who never come to meet ups)...and hw come u jumped on this thread, huh???
Friday meet up ?WERe ? :(
lol.. Saeedji, saad was questioned on whats going on...he he he...
Saeedji- i just got the PM abt the list on friday meet up... somehow i feel u r nt getting my PMs..so using this thread to communicate... i m in with hubby ofcourse and i saw saad's name was not there in list..he too is joining us...
oh then its good... we all r kids of Allah (God)...
saeedji- me too eager to know...
Saeed: Closer to who?????????????
Saadm, habibi, if you think these are funny you've been flying with the wrong airline!
Mandi
mali, saad is a kind of person who has only friends around him...
mali: we know you were joking.... :)))
Ruby i think you are very special friend of saad ?
ruby29 & saad i already told i,m joking ,ok then chill guys
Lol... Saad No 2 is what I would like to have:
2. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation, and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with you with our compliments."
Brit, only about half.
Mandi
Is it true that most male air crew are gay ?
lol
bnb: she worked happily... :)
drac: not mandatory but sometimes are required to make passengers welcome aboard...
gosh...what happened to the airline member then??
Pillow fights ought to be made mandatory!
Nope, didn't laugh at them the first time I heard them 2 hours ago :(
Yup, laughed at these the first time I heard them - 572 years ago.
bnb: check this out
what?? pillow fight on board???
captkhan: yep has watched the rap flight attendant...
have you seen the video of a flight attendant starting a pillow fight onboard lufthansa aircraft
Mandi: lol we are all juniors to you... :))
Yup, laughed at these the first time I heard them - 35 years ago.
Mandi
lol i liked no.3
good one saadm.. did you check out the rap flight attendant on NWA.
ruby: thanks for the rescue....shewwwww
yalla understood Maraming salamat po
mali: i never meant anything wrong, so pls don't misunderstand me....
i guess its up to me to save my buddy saad ;)
to set the record straight he is a pilot mali01 and didn't mean anything bad about the pm.
saad better to pm your friends only it can be misunderstood by others ;)
i,m joking.
you are a pilot,ok.
mali: i'll right it for you what i wrote in the pm
" Yes i am a pilot, Here in Doha for 7 Months"
Oh then i,m right you are not a pilot.
And never send me any PM again ...it's not good for you.
mali: check your pm
confused .......
rishi: yesterday the picture i showed you of the pilot's may be you would love to fly with that Australian Lady... ;)
malio1: what do you think........
saad, invite me to your flight when your 'best' flight attendents would be there..
i am waiting..
joke joke joke buddy,
see yahhh...
saad are you really a pilot???
ruby: yep missing work already....
Lovemee: Sure you can, But we have a very high Criteria for Flight Attendant....
Moderator: we can't change our airlines policies... ;)
it's threads like this that make suicide so appealing.
moderator, good thing its not the "unwanted boyfriends"...lol;)
Note for no. 4:
Can i fly with Saadm80 airline?? so u can have (if not the best) a good flight attendant?..:P
saad missing work already? lol
"Please do not leave children or spouses"
ROFL...
Lovemee: What do you think....;)
Is it a joke or what..:P
anyways, i like no. 3...hehe