Why will it never happen Brit?

We are led to believe that the US is a bunch of war mongering oil thieves who are all drunk pig eating rapists. Or something.

Which is really strange, because the rulers of the Gulf give them so much business and oil and deals and defense contracts.

It's almost as if the Gulf monarchs want the US and their alcohol and their pork and their armies and their navies to be here.

How strange...