Suicidal Fitness Club

One time Membership Fee: 10K (suicidal map is included)
Included:
*Free coaching(tips&tricks)
*Coping Exercises: fear of highs and drowning, fear of knives, burning & etc.
*Freebie's included like: knives, weights(for drowning), poisons Vit., and kerosene:))
*Guidance and Counselling( for best position, best location and recommendations(friends invitation)
*Eat all You Can(buffet meal):D
*Plenty of Choices for where you want to be dump:))

Excluded:
*taking care of your remains

Note:
*No Suicide now pay later!
*We only accept cash!
*And Date of YOUR expiration/termination is a must!

Any member who is not mentally and physically fit will be by surprise shot to death^_^v

10%discount