1) Explain why phosphorus trichloride (PCI3)is polar.
Answer: God made it that way.

2) What is a nitrate?
Answer: Much cheaper than a day rate.

3) Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save
from the underworld?
Answer: Mrs. Orpheus.

4) Where was the American Declaration of Independence
signed?
Answer: At the bottom.

5) Explain the phrase "free press".
Answer: When your mum irons trousers for you.

6) The race of people known as Malays?
Answer: Malaria.

Isn't this dude something? :)