Why so touchy mate.. I thought you were here for a couple of laughs :-) If you are referring to me, and Im pretty sure you are, just to inform you that I didnt read your new profile as I dont care what ur real job is frankly..but I will say this...If you couldnt make me laugh after ur longggggggg post still, youre not gonna succeed in your mission. Good luck though on your future endeavours..just remember..life is full of laughs/giggles..dont be offended but nice try though..and btw dont let the coffee shop bit confuse you..maybe you were the one confused, as there really is nothing wrong with sitting in a coffee shop..hope you find what you are looking for..all the best..from ROFL (thats especially for you) :-)