Olive what's your problem? If you have issues in your life, go sort them out! Don't just come up with stupid advices!
Now you obviously sound like the most desperate, if you think "love" is in the "blah blah" list. I totally understand your case now, poor you; the woman is officially sick.
I have my own way to deal with sick people, why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Why am I wasting my time with a ridiculous person like you. Get lost and take your stupid advices with you.

John of Arc, you dont know me, you just wish you did.
Awww...I am sorry my english didn't flip you off your feet, how about french, maybe it will slam your face into the wall?
Drive to hell!