Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doctor I came on Vacation so that I can get treated.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic.

Man: No, I am coming to you.

Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.

Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means

You are a human, not an animal.

Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is:

I get up in the morning like a horse.

I go to work like a deer.

I work all day like a donkey.

I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog.

I play with my children like a monkey.

I am like a rabbit in front of my wife.

Doctor asked: Do you live & work in the GULF?

Man: Yes.

Doctor: Come, nobody will treat you better than me.