Lol, Salax my hubby suffers the same problem. If you have minor hair loss there is a powder that is sold in the mens hair salon in landmark. It makes the hair look thicker and covers up the bald a bit without looking fake. Mind you if you are completely bald on top this product is not for you. My husband loves this stuff and it has reduced the bald appearance dramatically. It is called Supermillion hairs or something.

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