For starters, you do not have to show your passport, everyone is welome, no questions asked.

Secondly, men must wear their skirts short and tight. The skirt must be at least 4" above the knee (no lower please). Do not worry about shaving your legs. The hairier the better. Your shoulders must be exposed.
Muscle shirts are recommended...and it doesn't matter if you have muscles or not.

Next, pork is served, with a smile, everywhere! There are bars on every corner. (bars replaced the coffee shops) Indulging in alcohol is encouraged. So, drink up!

Finally, if you wish to exercise, let me recommend skiing in Dubai. Swoooosh!

You will have a great time! But hurry back anyway!