gmrleb - you seem to be deliberately trying to find problems.

It's not 50degC here all year. For over half the year the weather's great. And anyway, you can't blame the weather because you must have known full well what it would be before you got here!

I've been to plenty of parks and beaches where I didn't need a "chick" to get in.

Your description of the bars sounds like many a bar all round the world!

Life's what you make of it. If you're looking for it to be sh!t, it probably will be.