Stress Reliever # 1
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 2
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be alone, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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Hope it de-stressed you!!

~~~winner never quits~~~