i had many secret affairs.. but in this episode, i will tell ya about the one with britney spears..

me and britney met in college...
i wasn't her first love i was some wer in the 30s in her list
i was "lonely " and i was "lucky" to get her
well she was in my top ten list
we were young but one day..."oops. we did it.."
but i was "overprotected" so no worries
she always used to call me "oh baby baby..."
she always used to write in her "dear diary" that she was "born to make me happy"
someitmes she makes me "crazy..."
and whom do you think she practiced the much hyped madonna kiss on...? me dudes...
she used to say me "i am a slave for you"
well one day we had a fight and i hit her...
i hit her again...she said " hit me babay one more time.."
after she became a pop figure... me, who doesnt like much publikity.. threw her out like a "soda pop"
and u guys still think her son belongs to....

if the owner of this thread allows.. i will disclose many more of my secrt affairs

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