Top ten ways to break up with a girlfriend?
10. It's not you it's me.....
9. Your mom really turns me on
8. Your dad really turns me on
7. I joined the navy, I leave tomorrow
6. I've converted I'm now a mormon, lets pray
5. I'm gay
4. I'm HIV positive, now lets get busy
3. I lost my thingy in a meat grinder accident
2. God are you fat
1. Do you want to get a bikini wax together???