My wife/husband/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin/niece/nephew/friend/friend of a friend/neighbour/cleaner/guy i met in the gulf cinema car park/ swears his wife/husband/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin/niece/nephew/friend/friend of a friend/neighbour/cleaner knows that Ikea are ready to open/or almost ready to open/or about to build a showroom when the flatpack arrives