Tyler, I think it's time to ask yourself some serious questions. If you can relate to any of the signs below, you might be closet brokeback.
Top Ten Signs You're a Gay Cowboy:
10. "Your saddle and beltbuckle are Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Doha"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
Tyler, I think it's time to ask yourself some serious questions. If you can relate to any of the signs below, you might be closet brokeback.
Top Ten Signs You're a Gay Cowboy:
10. "Your saddle and beltbuckle are Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Doha"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"