My last job interview (not mine but read till end)

Officer:- What is your name?

Me:-  M.P sir 

Officer:- In full please

Me:- Marvin Paul

Officer:- Your father's name?

Me:- M.p sir

Officer:- What does that mean?

Me:- Martin Paul

Officer:- What is your qualification?

Me:- M.P

Officer:- (angry) What is that?!!!

Me:- Maths and Physics

Officer:- So why do you need a job?

Me:- It is beacuse of my M.P sir

Officer:- Meaning?

Me:- Money problem

Officer:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?

Whats your personality like?

Me:- MP sir

Officer:- And what is that?

Me:- Marvelous personality

Officer:- I see... I will get back to you

Me:- Sir, how was M.P sir?

Officer:- And what's that again?

Me:- My performance

Officer:- I think you have M.P

Me:- What's that?

Officer:- Mental Problem

Don't laugh alone.

Send this to M.P (Many People)

those are saved in your M.P (Mobile Phone)

to put a smile on their faces.

I have sent this to you beause you are M.P (My People)

Sorry for long post. Here is M.P (Mashed Potato)