Jokes For ALL

Me: I’m so fat.

Friend: No you’re beautiful.

Me: I didn’t say I was ugly, I said, I was fat.

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Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains.
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The instructions say he can also bring one friend.
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But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: “Come on Alan, what the heck, the invitation said you can only bring one person!”
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“Yeah, but it also said bring your own food, didn’t it?!”

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