Tintu Mon On Fire
Shabarimala
Tintumon on road! A strangr coms and asks :
Hey, hw many miles 2 sabarimala.?
Tintu: Ther is no miles in sabarimala, some simhams and pulees..only!
Punishment
Tintumon:"Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?"
Teacher:"Orikkalumilla."
Tintumon:"Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!"
Bio Practical Exam
Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Tintumon: I dont know.
Examiner: u fail.
Whats ur name ?
Tintumon: See my leg & tell.
Future
Teacher asks !!!
children what do u wish to in future?
Vinod–I want to be doctor,
Deepa–I want to be a good mother.
Tintumon– want to help deepa !!.
Mahabharatham
Tintumon: Amme teacherkku bhayankara maraviya.
Amma: Athenna
Tintumon: Teacher boardil Mahabharatham annu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu arennu.
Nithyabhyasi
Teacher : “NITHYABHYASI AANAYE EDUKKUM” ,”MADIYAN MALA CHUMAKKUM”
ethil ninnum enthu manasilayi?
Tintumon : Nithyabhyasi yekkal keman MADIYAN thanne…!
Swargathilekulla Vazhi
Tintu monte schoolil vanna prabashakan tintuvinod stagilekulla vazhi chothikunnu
vazhi kanichukodutha tintuvinodu prabashakan: kutti ente prasankamund ‘SWARKATHILEKULLA VAZHI’ enathanu vishayam.
Tintumon: stagilekulla vazhi ariyatha nigalano swarkathilekulla vazhi kanikunnath
Laziest Inventor
teacher: who is the laziest inventor of all the time ?
Tintumon: the guy who invented snooze in ALARM
Advise
Achan: pinnitta vazhikalilude nadakkarudu ennu parayunnathu enthukondu?
Tintumon: Sneham kondu. PIN ente kaalil tharachu kayarathirikkanalle !
Registration
pathram vayikkunna achan- “ho! keralathil ithavana 653 sthreepeedanam registr cheydhu”
tintumon: ”entammo ippo oru sthree peedanam nadathan registrtion ellam cheyyano dhaivame..”
Wife
Teacher : Legal Voting Age For Boys -18 years….Legal Marying Age For Boys-21 Years….What Is Proved?
Amma
Amma Tintuvinode: “Eda Nee Oru vishyathinenkilum Jaichittuvenum enikku marikkan”
Tintu: Amma marikkathirikkanalle Njaan Onninum Jaikkathathu
Tintumon :’Its Tougher to Control A Wife Than country’
Wrong Answer
Teacher: "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon: "Wrong answer"
Geography
Teacher: "Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?"
Tintumon: "Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. Ennittu padickam !"
Correction
Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?
Tintumon: But I asked first!
