Everything we know, we learned from the Corporate World...
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
5. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
6. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
7. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
8. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
9. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
10. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
12. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
13. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
14. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
15. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
16. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
17. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
18. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
19. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
20. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
21. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
22. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
23. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
partee on!
