:)
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
"And it's missing three keys,"
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
@ dscpnd That's my grandmother :). I still have her revolver
Is there anyone using Windows Developer Preview (Windows 8 Beta)?
kadavsk:how does Gate enter his house ?
Babu : Thru his windows lol
Not to joke about living legand.
She's more than being fair, she's giving not just second chances.
BG, you forgot to take the mouse..... :),
hehe lol :)
Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the twenty-five years they had spent together. Local newspapers editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known ‘happily-going marriage’.
Editor: Sir, it’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?
Husband: We went to Mexico for our honeymoon. Having selected horse-riding as the first activity, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was okay, but the horse which my wife was riding seemed a tad too jumpy. On the way ahead, the horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Getting up from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said, “This is your first time.”
She climbed the horse and we continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. She again kept her calm and said, “This is your second time.” And we continued.
When the horse dropped her a third time, she silently took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!
I shouted at her, “What did you do that for, you psycho?! You killed the poor animal!”
She gave me a silent look and said, “This is your first time.”
And that’s it!. Since then, we have lived happily ever after.
Nice one
I suppose well deserved rewards for givng us windows that get stuck and have to be regularly re staarted