Spider bite causes four hour erection
for those who can't afford Viagra - this may be the answer..
Scientists believe a spider could lead to a breakthrough in sexual health after finding a single bite can cause a four hour erection.
Researchers at the Medical College of Georgia believe the venom of the Brazilian wandering spider could lead to a new cure for erectile dysfunction.
However, further research is required. Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.
Dr Nunes added: "The venom of the Phoneutria nigriventer spider is a very rich mixture of several molecules.
"These molecules are called toxins, and then we have various toxins in this venom with different activity.
"Because of this, when a human is bitten by this spider, we can observe many different symptoms including priapism, a condition in which the penis is continually erect."
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ubi007: Do you really think Asians need to do research in penis erection? Dont you think we can get it up without any spider bites or viagra? Which countries do you think have more population? :P
Looks like TLS was providing the spider bite yesterday evening...:)
now i know from where the name "spider man " came from :P
brit, i would pray for the well being of your shot-putter girlfriend if she happened to be around then..:)
I'm still trying to work out where to have the bite for the best effect ..
....:)
One of funniest thread..
spideys run and hide!! :P
All flights to Brazil must be booked by tommorow....Yippppppyyyyy.........
of all the spider venoms, the spider-tarentula hispanica has the highest curing properties in its venom. physicians use this venom in potentised forms for several symptoms of the body including that of chronic chorea..
but this one is a good one..:)
What happens to the guy if he dies before 4 hours are over?
Must be difficult to die with a hard body part.
O_O Blank stare
if u see clearly...most of the comments were serious only...those who took it as funny did not take it serious
Size does matter :-/ The bigger the heart the nicer the man.
When I watched the spiderman movie, I couldnt fathom why the hot chick dates a person who has spidey abilities, seemed so stupid inspite of all the CGI effects and all.
NOW I GET IT. THAT CHICK dug that guy because of this ability. And here my friends keep saying, size and performance doesnt matter. A girl loves a guys heart.
I want to be "a" spiderman.
Even this chick in the video digs that ugly face
Yeah but you only hear 8 of them, coming at you ;-O
Keep these spiders away from me, I don't want to lose 2 hours after their bite.
It's easy to spot... it's the one with 9 legs
ahhhhhhhh Searched and cleaned all my flat still could not find any bloody Spider :(
Is anybody willing to share there spider will be next part of questions being asked in the next forum
No wonder spider-man always went blank whenever he saw his ladylove :)
hahha...
Have you heard about the new car called Viagra?
Turn it on and it starts in about an hour :-))
Ok Tinker let me show you a devilish,grotesque face then you will stop laughing!
ROFLing @ "and who do we insert after erection, TO THE SPIDER"... :)
Tinker i don't think you should be involved in this ma'am! ;)
Naaaaaa.... lolling again :)
Was lolling but now stopped :|
I mean imagine 4 hour erection.That's tiring!
Some folks here think it's all rosy this slightly disturbing news!
They must be in stiff competition with Viagra then :-/
Spider Man, Spider Man, does whatever a spider can.... or so the song goes.
So a spider bite does give you super powers lol.
Bullshit
You seem more interested ... :))
I see a loot pf QL'rs having erectile dysfunction......lol
@Pixel. Are you sure you want to taste the bite? I can understand that. There's a saying in our village like this. No death threats like thunderbolts &lightnings, earthquakes, tsunamis whatever can stop me doing it when I'm on top.
this should be in funnies...venom...peniz...erection...if we are alive then only all this will happen...and who do we insert after erection, TO THE SPIDER ...:P
it might be the last time the person would f*** if bitten :P
I would like to pet this thing ;-)
For my future needs :-P