The Cabbage and Bandit Python Thread

timebandit
By timebandit

Just to get things started:-

The Argument Sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM

The Parrot Sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 16:53
anonymous

Can I help?

“Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.”

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 16:46
timebandit

In that case, we must give you a test.

Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!

Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place

it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 16:40
anonymous

You are now the Knights that say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 16:33
timebandit

One that looks nice. And not too expensive?

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 15:06
anonymous

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh but yes I bring you shrubbery :-)

By britexpat• 8 Mar 2011 15:04
britexpat

Be still woman..

Timebandit and I are the knights who say Nee. We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen, and Nee-wom!

Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 14:42
anonymous

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I *art in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

And this from Dennis:

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

By britexpat• 8 Mar 2011 14:33
britexpat

Did i tell you about my castle , built on the swamp ?

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them.

It sank into the swamp.

So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp.

So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 08:19
anonymous

TB, got told I was, 'so last year and I needed a hip replacement' :-)

To be honest I don't know why I put that lol

I love the life of Brian to but I had forgotten how great the Grail was especially the start when the credits are all about Moose and Llamas.

I nearly had to change myself when he was telling the mud shifter how he got to be king - 'so, only because some acquatic bint threw you a .................

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 06:35
timebandit

cabbage... Errrr... your hips love the old classics?

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 06:34
timebandit

The Grail is great, but The Life of Brian is my fav though.

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 06:05
timebandit

Monty Python - Fish Dance

Michael Palin talks about The Fish Slapping Dance

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And it's been copied

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Hmmmm... how can we do a Qatari version of this. What could we use instead of a fish or a baguette that is typically Qatari?

By anonymous• 7 Mar 2011 22:44
anonymous

I have just watched The Holy Grail -gets funnier each time.

I love the old classics - rather like my hips lol

By chocaholic• 7 Mar 2011 20:05
chocaholic

Wow, what a brilliant thread! :) Made my evening.

Good thing I have the Holy Grail DVD with me, Cabbage - brought on the need to watch it :)

But now the lyrics of the 'Idiot Song' are stuck in my head.

Fee fie fo fum... :-/

By anonymous• 7 Mar 2011 19:38
anonymous

An old one for you lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQq_tqB0jA

By anonymous• 7 Mar 2011 19:35
anonymous

Goodnight love x

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 19:34
timebandit

Oooooo look at the time.... Bandit must fly.... good night all, see you all smiling bright and early in the morning ;)

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 19:32
timebandit

Excellent

By britexpat• 7 Mar 2011 19:32
britexpat

I hear that Cabbage is a Witch. She turned me into a newt.. but how do we prove it ?

By anonymous• 7 Mar 2011 19:31
anonymous

This one is great lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p63nhM27Wl0

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 19:30
timebandit

And I thought I was mad :|

By lalulaxman• 7 Mar 2011 19:29
lalulaxman

Oil Price Information Service's Tom Kloza: No reason for $4 gasoline http://on.mktw.net/fUpPoX

By lalulaxman• 7 Mar 2011 19:29
lalulaxman

The fan must shut up, I should grow deaf or chennaisnow should return.Not able to sleep without the silence of the grave.

By lalulaxman• 7 Mar 2011 19:28
lalulaxman

hai everybody... have a nice and lovely evening....

By britexpat• 7 Mar 2011 19:26
britexpat

has to be the French taunting....

helped me develop my "love" for the Froggies..

By britexpat• 7 Mar 2011 19:26
britexpat

has to be the French taunting....

helped me develop my "love" for the Froggies..

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 19:24
timebandit

Ooooo so many quotes from that film... but which one to choose?

By anonymous• 7 Mar 2011 19:22
anonymous

Priceless - thank you for doing this it is fantastic. x

I am inspired, I think tonights family film will be - The Holy Grail :-)

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 19:19
timebandit

Another classic Brit lol

By britexpat• 7 Mar 2011 19:15
britexpat

What time is it timebandit ?

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 19:12
timebandit

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Sing-Along

http://www.youtube.com/user/montypython?blend=1&ob=4

SHOULD BE THE QL THEME TUNE!

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 18:59
timebandit

Shhhhhhh! I'm enjoying myself.

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 18:53
timebandit

And back to Python:-

Ministry of Silly Walks (I think Qatar should have one)

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By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 18:48
timebandit

And while I'm at it:-

Fawlty Towers: Basil Fawlty beats his car

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By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 18:39
timebandit

Fawlty Towers - Don't mention the war

Also not Python but who cares, at least JC is in it

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 18:29
timebandit

Old but gold ;)

By hmfaysal• 7 Mar 2011 18:20
hmfaysal

Haha, enjoyed these so much. I wasnt aware of this show ;-)

By timebandit• 7 Mar 2011 18:18
timebandit

Not Python but cabbage insisted upon it:-

The two ronnies - Fork handles

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