Blank sex book is a bestseller
As I was thinking about life, universe and everything and browsing through the bookshelves , I found that
A book with blank pages entitled 'What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex' has become a surprise bestseller.
Sheridan Simove's 200-page book has sold out on Amazon following heavy promotion in student unions across Britain
Mr Simove, 39, an Oxford University graduate, said: "I never anticipated that my book would be used for students to take their lecture notes in.
"After many years of hard work I finally realised that men think of absolutely nothing apart from sex. It was a shocking conclusion and I realised that the world needed to be informed of my findings.
"It is very gratifying to see my book outselling many other academic works whose authors claim to have worked even harder than I to break new ground and further the extent of human knowledge.
"I now intend to develop my research further and am planning a PhD at the university of life on the subject of what women think about apart from sex. I hope to publish my findings in another decade."
Ananova
Blank book is not an original at all. I have a book exactly like that titled "Hello World" first printed in 2008, which is also completely blank. However the "Hello World" book is more interesting in that it contains clues that lead to chapters of a real story. It is based on the digital (Computer) world we are living in today - quite an amazing piece of work - I have found most of the chapters using the question printed on the back of the book. So although it may appear bank it is infact a beautiful mistery. For a copy email [email protected]
lol!
Here is one for you; I was going to put it in the Oz University Post but it got deleted lol
Brit wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this.
"Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain".
"That's OK" said Brit. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but Brit woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out".
Brit replied, "No worries, mate!!"
Timebandit goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
Timebandit turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
Timebandit looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
Timebandit again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands Timebandit. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"
lol I think it will take longer than a decade for the research on women lol
He may have to call it - 'Blowing Hot and Cold - A Female Perspective on *ex'.
Will it be available in the Virgin book section?
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shows how much time people have on their hands that they are willing to spend on really USEFUL passtimes.
hmm i envy her time.