Smile while driving
Smile!
AJS
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for speeding, even though I knew I wasn’t. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly. But again the camera flashed. Thinking this was pretty funny, I drove past even slower three more times, laughing as the camera snapped away each time while I drove by it at a snail’s pace.
Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
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While auditing one of our departments, an assistant asked me what I was doing. "Listing your assets," I told her.
"Oh," she said. "Well, I have a good sense of humor and I make great lasagna."
eh...? what celebrity...
underneath it all, im just like you :P
cheers
huhhhh lucky u. maybe ur a celebrity and they were trying to catch some shots for u!! paparazi ?! :P
u must smile not the driver ;)
i told the driver today to be ready always....to smile while driving :)
hehe :P
cheers
make up :( ....like it to be more natural, no make up
cheers
next time be ready for the camera shut and arrange ur make-up before :P they may like ur photo and delete ur violation :P
Next Plz
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
no pic taken wk? too bad...
Had a most embarrassing experience while driving today..
I pulled into the parking lot at Villagio and rolled
Down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
gave me a strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put it in Park?" :(
alright...nice some have a good laugh about it :(
what did i miss?
cheers
pretty cool xx
JOKE OF THE DAY
i have read these jokes on QL several times before
joke for the day
Nope i Guess...
Lol... Vic...
...but the camera cannot detect "driving without seat belt"... at least in Doha! Or can it?
lolz at the first one
and :)) at the other one :D
Lol. Five pictures could be a toast for QLers..!:)
Perhaps they got a picture of Victoria's rear ...
lmao
cheers
@britexpat: Yeah, they picture your rear..:)
@britexpat: Yeah, they picture your rear..:)
- didnt find it funny that time either. :0(
really funny! :D
The cameras here flash from behind. weere you driving a French car :O(
really humorous post...LOL!!!