Eating popcorn
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I m sorry,” The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.” The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, “Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!” Agnes whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it…you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.” Madge says, “I KNOW…but this one’s eating my POPCORN!!”
the story is good.... but a big eeewwwww for you britexpat!!! yucks!!!!
HOW COULD YOU :O(
You bring back such sad memories. I haven’t been to the cinema for years. Last time I went was with my sweetheart. It was the old days of double seats at the back. We were kissing passionately and when we came up for air, I said to her, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."
She replied , "It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis." :O(
hahahahaaa.... LOL...
For the first time in many years, Britexpat traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $7.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents. "
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now. . "
ok WK, if you feel happy by saying young ...then ok you are young ? :(
britey, WK sings ? like wat ? Like a Crow ? :(
because your eyes are so old, they see everything as old..
I am a very very young boy :(
You plonker.. Obviously, too much of wine, women and song :O(
WK if you are young, then why do you look like old ? :(
Rizks I am young man not old :(
britey Sad but True ! :(
i saw him once carrying a Lobster in his pockets too ?
Are you saying that WK is a Chicken plucker ?
and is the oldman's name start with the alphabet W and ends with K = WK ? :)
britey coz its her galpriend....:(
Why did he want to take the chicken to see the movie ?
COOL...
Good one
hahaha...
LOL