Unnecessary Advice

renny_jac
By renny_jac

One for the road . . . .I like this one!!

Once a Smoker was smoking at airport.........A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker : Why are you asking such a question?

Gentleman replied : If you had collected all that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.

Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?

Gentleman:-No.

Smoker asked:- Does that plane belong to you?

Gentleman replied:- No.

Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine

[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]

Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is also injurious to health

By anonymous• 25 Oct 2010 13:55
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Was she smoking Gudang Garam Cigarate? Cause during January its very very cold in mumbai..And that cigarate is without tobacco...

By Rizks• 25 Oct 2010 13:52
Rizks

lol SNM

By anonymous• 25 Oct 2010 13:51
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Yeah Sonia she looks very average ultra thin and dusky girl..It is hard to believe that the fair and meaty girl of Om Shanti Om is her only..

By somwerNdmiddle• 25 Oct 2010 13:51
somwerNdmiddle

he's not a Robo, rather a Hobo but no Homo :D

By renny_jac• 25 Oct 2010 13:49
renny_jac

Else how he can read it a trillion times in a matter of 5 mnts... Rizks...U r really a risk for the entire world..

By soniya• 25 Oct 2010 13:48
soniya

Lucy, oh! so does deepika padukone smokes too?? Bad, very bad..:))

By anonymous• 25 Oct 2010 13:44
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

Yup he smokes his son smokes his all girlfriends smoke and all of his son's girlfriends smoke a lot...Last time in Mid January we were at Mumbai Airport's Kingfisher outlet and we saw his son Sidarth Mallya standing with 2 guys and 4-5 girls..one of them was Dipika Paducon too.They all were smoking like mads..We were amazed the way they were smoking and nobody was questiong or stopping them..

By Rizks• 25 Oct 2010 13:43
Rizks

search yourself !

dont be a lazy bum....:)

By somwerNdmiddle• 25 Oct 2010 13:42
somwerNdmiddle

lol rizks link please :P

By Rizks• 25 Oct 2010 13:40
Rizks

Posted Trillion, Chameleon Times B4....:(

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