Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World

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1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager / Sales Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll prod

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By Dracula• 23 Oct 2010 18:01

lol rishi! :P

By dj vivi• 23 Oct 2010 17:19

gud one rishimba! lolx

By anonymous• 23 Oct 2010 16:19

a site supervisor thinks if he puts more men at work, the delivery would be faster...

By gudone• 23 Oct 2010 14:55

gud..

By drmana• 23 Oct 2010 14:33

Liked it...

By yv2r• 23 Oct 2010 14:31

What do you feel ? how many women ? how many months ?with availability of men or women ?

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Baby's Delivery according to Corporate World

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