Santa and Banta joke
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.
Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.
Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day......... " and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.
Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.
The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"
Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"
- Saradrji, excide ki battery laga doon?
- Na, dono side ki laga do
- Filling employement form
Salary Expected ........
Sardarji - Yes
- Papaji, I saved 3 QR today
- How?
- From school to home I came running behind the bus
- Idiot, you should have run behind the taxi, you
would have saved 20 QR
Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
A : Adidas.
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Q : How do u CUT roads?????
A : By LAUGHING...Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".
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Q : What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.
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Q : What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel
much??
A : Hindustan Leaver Limited.
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Q : A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A : Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q : Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A : Because it was an entrance exam.
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Q : What's Ford?
A : Gaadi.
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Q : What's Oxford?
A : So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Q : Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an
orange?
A :They both are not a banana !!
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
why ?
Bcoz there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae
Let me till tomorrow, please!
Is there anybody still waiting to laugh after reading this joke?