about great wife
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Mike Tyson
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
-George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
-Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
-Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
-Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-David Hasselhoff
-My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin
-A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Tommy Lee
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
-Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
-Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
-David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring....soon after......comes Suffer...ing!
-Jay Leno
Marriage is a public confession of a private intention.
-Pete Benzon
yeah!
read na... ;-)
Aila ! who is Mrs Babbu and who is Mr. Tinkerbell ???
That budda mallu comes and butts in everytime ;-))
get a room :-P
Colt dunt mess with mrs Pajju :)))
I don't believe hearsay, will check that out for myself ;-)
Do you have that effect on all men, or just the single ones? :-P
where is that kuwara #1 PS??? :-P
Isn't he afro-american? :-P
-A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama
learnt HIS lesson by paying huge Alimony.....USD 750m!
Wait until you're 30 and then decide... until then have fun in the sun and experience WOMEN!
With all due respect, parents will always have lots to tell ya, you're the one biting the dust, not them ;-)
I am confused guys, my parents in are on vacation to India and they literally call me with a new proposal every week....
Fine on "there is never a right one" but i am really hesitant in saying a YES.
30 i think would be ideal which is 2 years from now unless i get struck by that lightening which i really fall for...I really dont mind even righaway.
so we can sing to him, "another one bites the dust"... :-P
don't wait for the "right one" dude, just take the "right now" one... join the club :-( LOL!
now we're talking, I LIKE the "hands-on" part :-P
just waiting for the right one...
I take it you didn't do too well in accounts :-P
hahahaha... why buy the cow ???
exactly. but the daily milk supply turns out to be a little over budget....
@colt... no comments...
short term investments will be ideal :-P
how about renting one? :-P
Perfect Stranger needs to cuddle bug someone at nights in bed, what does he do??? :-P
lol..did not expect that coming from a woman, thought its only the men who suffer ;-)
ohh, i thought the below sentence was said by Tyson....lol
saala andha Colt.....:)
this is what Tyson said...
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them - Mike Tyson
Posts like these highly motivate me NOT TOO...
thanks a mill...
"every mans sucess"
Colt only the word " does" is missing?
DOES tat makes any difference ? :(
Not MODS, me :-), that was already in the original post silly ;-)
Rizks that is not what Tyson said, read the post correctly :-P
Colt....
Nut Up ? :)
Must get merrie soon to know whether above are right or wrong
lol.. who's that QLer you're referring Saeed?
Salams :-)
That's called magic :-P
Mike Tysons quote " Wat Women Wants" reminds me of an banned Qler "rahmat qtr"....:)
Tinker, howdy? :-P
read the post properly, you must be dreaming ;-)
colty chorry :P
LOL, read it before! ;-)
superlike!!!
:-)