Divorce

Formatted Soul
By Formatted Soul

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport,
and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~

.......................................

If it was posted before please ignore!! lol

By kuquels• 14 Jun 2010 12:42
kuquels

Funny! lol

By Mehnis• 14 Jun 2010 12:19
Mehnis

Good one FS. This is why we have marriages within certain communities and cultures. Imagine Rizks getting married to a sweet lovely Nordic woman. Communications will be only with his zipper!!!!!!!!

By soniya• 14 Jun 2010 12:14
soniya

U bad guy, sherqa...lol

By Blood• 14 Jun 2010 11:16
Blood

sure it is and I think that logic does not imply on jokes LOL ;)

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By FlyingAce• 14 Jun 2010 11:06
FlyingAce

Nice One.... :D

By drmana• 14 Jun 2010 11:02
drmana

Blood, if logic is applied to that joke, nothing should have happened to the driver as he was not connected to pain transfer machine as per this joke. The joke I heard had God changing rule of child birth and making Father of the child suffer pain. Yes, I had heard the joke but a different version it seems. But still a nice joke.

By Rizks• 14 Jun 2010 11:01
Rizks

ArieL u will find Coconut oil in ur bathroom shelf...:(

By Blood• 14 Jun 2010 10:59
Blood

you are the doctor you should know that story....;)

By Arien• 14 Jun 2010 10:59
Arien

good one :)

Leme check ma bathroom shelf :(

By Rizks• 14 Jun 2010 10:58
Rizks

LoL Sherqa !!

By Blood• 14 Jun 2010 10:58
Blood

This a very nice joke, and thank God am not polish...........:)

By gudone• 14 Jun 2010 10:58
gudone

sherqa the end was fabulous... he cudnt tolerate tht pain???

By avvid• 14 Jun 2010 10:58
avvid

: )

By chinx_lady• 14 Jun 2010 10:57
chinx_lady

lol!

By anonymous• 14 Jun 2010 10:57
anonymous

lol

sherqa dont reveal the secret of drivers :P

By gudone• 14 Jun 2010 10:55
gudone

FS.. gud story....

By Rizks• 14 Jun 2010 10:55
Rizks

lol drmana...really ? i dont know this joke ...

By drmana• 14 Jun 2010 10:53
drmana

sherqa, the driver of the house was having the pain if I remember the joke correctly.

By Rizks• 14 Jun 2010 10:52
Rizks

wat happened Sherqa....?

By hms• 14 Jun 2010 10:47
hms

very good one, enjoyed it.

By chrispogi• 14 Jun 2010 10:42
chrispogi

nice one..!=;o)

By soniya• 14 Jun 2010 10:33
soniya

I read it for the first time and its mind blowing..

By drmana• 14 Jun 2010 10:31
drmana

Lol, must be hubby living in fear type

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