Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport,
and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
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If it was posted before please ignore!! lol
Funny! lol
Good one FS. This is why we have marriages within certain communities and cultures. Imagine Rizks getting married to a sweet lovely Nordic woman. Communications will be only with his zipper!!!!!!!!
U bad guy, sherqa...lol
sure it is and I think that logic does not imply on jokes LOL ;)
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Nice One.... :D
Blood, if logic is applied to that joke, nothing should have happened to the driver as he was not connected to pain transfer machine as per this joke. The joke I heard had God changing rule of child birth and making Father of the child suffer pain. Yes, I had heard the joke but a different version it seems. But still a nice joke.
ArieL u will find Coconut oil in ur bathroom shelf...:(
you are the doctor you should know that story....;)
good one :)
Leme check ma bathroom shelf :(
LoL Sherqa !!
This a very nice joke, and thank God am not polish...........:)
sherqa the end was fabulous... he cudnt tolerate tht pain???
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lol!
lol
sherqa dont reveal the secret of drivers :P
FS.. gud story....
lol drmana...really ? i dont know this joke ...
sherqa, the driver of the house was having the pain if I remember the joke correctly.
wat happened Sherqa....?
very good one, enjoyed it.
nice one..!=;o)
I read it for the first time and its mind blowing..
Lol, must be hubby living in fear type