Push --Please
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband - "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just a drunken stranger asking for a push" he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I didn't - it's three in the morning and raining like hell out there!"
"Well you've got a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on the freeway and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark. "Hello - are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing" the drunk replies.
dont sweat it..
Push..... Pushhhhh... XD
WK as long as FU was not pushing the swing for you then it is ok. If he was doing it then---buddy---tussi great ho!!!!!!!!
I get a lot of smiles and laughter when I'm trying to get my ultimate pleasure!
Now, thats a swinging yorker :)
Ultimate Khawaga means making others happy by being of some assistance, help or by just being there. There can be nothing more satisfying or more fulfilling than that. Anyway that is for another serious thread.
Mehnis: I will agree with you in part. It is certainly a pleasure to make others smile and laugh. But is it the ULTIMATE pleasure? Perhaps not.
It could well be me, I don't remember half of my nights so hard to be sure :P
Welcome Khawaga. The ultimate pleasure in life is to make others laugh and smile.
Lol Mehnis
I like this one. Thank you Mehnis!
Was that WK during the last rains?? Could be since he is busy writing nursery rhymes on another thread. Sitting on a swing at 3 in the morning in pounding rain seems right up his alley!!!!!;)
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lolzz
LOL.... nice one..:P