What Do You Think???

Fanonite, I try to check when I can and comment by exception. Anyone can cut and paste. its not very personal or original. Keep up your postings..

thanks for stopping by and taking the time to leave your comments. i generally ignore the threads that i don't find interesting.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

Looks like all the researches are quite busy. For me it was just in one minute flat I had the answers --right or wrong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No point to prove here. If you are right it fine if not that too is fine because you learn something new.... research ??? well not me

1. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/87334

2. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_someone_with_multiple_personalities_threatens_to_kill_themselves_is_it_considered_a_hostage_situation

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10. how to waste time?

Ans. Just to start stupid threads like this and then answer like a gre8 writer n a gre8 thinker.

''Jha jaker aam insaan ki akal sochna band ker deti hey, Raana vha se sochna shuru kerta hey''

I see all originality went right out the window for those two.

FU, the great writer

Soniya having lots of gre8 tho8s

copy-paste from google n then...

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_a_man_speaks_in_the_forest_and_there_are_no_women_around_to_hear_is_he_still_wrong

but ofcourse soniya really deserves kudos.

"The more I see of the world the more am I dissatisfied with it." Jane Austen.

yes FU..even i was reviewing ur comments and thought same..lol

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

"Resident Attention Seeker"

8.thats the specialty of Gods creation .infants cannot remember their stage of infancy.the children develop memory only after the age of one and half or two.

infants are not even in the stage of thinking so they do not enjoy infancy as adults do in adultery.

and more over there is a saying that mother should stop feeding baby before its able to remember the taste of breast milk.after a child begins thinking it would enjoy as adults do.

in psychology the persons sex drive is related to breast feeding ,if the period of breast feeding is more than normal or less than normal a persons sex drive is bound to be more than normal.

and during childhood children want to be adults but when they are adults they understand that broken knees are better than broken hearts.

but children enjoy childhood ;their innocent, carefree,worry free life full of fun and games.

or,,Adults are a bunch of fools!They always want to do everything- when they are young they want 2 act like adults when they are adultsthey want to fool arnd like kids! between all this, adults end up acting like immature teenagers- thats when they indulge in adultery!...Yes,......but they are.

9.Civil war, seems to be an oxymoron. It means that the war, is within a recognized nation or state, between two or more "civil factions." If the war is between people of different countries or nations, then it is the generic type of war. In any type of war, there will be lots of oxymorons, like "military intelligence," and my favorite, "friendly fire." In addition to the oxymorons, you also always find a lot of simple morons in any war, usually the morons in charge who started the damn war in the first place.

or,,It would be possible if both parties are polite and don't fight violently.

Hah! Like that would ever happen.

5.That's like asking if a human doesn't have arms, it would be considered something else. Even if a fly doesn't have wings, it would still be a fly.

or,,a fly without wings would be called "macmac." either way, they are best disposed of with a swat..

6.Nerves are attached to the shells of the turtle. So even when there's some light tapping on it's shell it can actually feel it. It is impossible to remove the shell whilst the turtle is living.

or,,"Neither... he is dead"...The turtle is integrated into his shell and it is part of him... it isn't something he can come out of and survive just like it is not possible for you to live without your skin. You would quickly succumb to infection and die... too many microbes in our environment to live with your innards exposed.

7."Succeeded at Failing"

or,,you have successfully failed.

1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

Ans: Off course he is. He opened his mouth. Didn't he?

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Ans:Yes, because for example the body has 5 people sharing it, like Eric, Adam, Sam, Nick and George, so Eric is the one that wants to kill himself, but then the other four are against it and when it happens to be Eric's time to be in control of the body, and he threatens to kill himself, the other guys wouldn't like it so much and would be hold against their will. It's just that they have to share the same body but they are completely different from each other. It's the opposite from a group of people that follow another person and do everything the other person does and they have different bodies but just one personality, like lemmings. It's kind of the opposite from that.

3.Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Ans: The heart of any big city... where there's not an ounce of bear crap to step in

4. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Ans: Shoot the animal, pick the plant, and make stew

5. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Ans: That's like asking if a human doesn't have arms, it would be considered something else. Even if a fly doesn't have wings, it would still be a fly

6. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Ans:Naked. My friend has a turtle who lives in a pen. If the shell was gone, the turtle still has a home. But he wouldn't be wearing anything.

7.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

8. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Ans: Infants cannot remember their stage of infancy.the children develop memory only after the age of one and half or two.

Infants are not even in the stage of thinking so they do not enjoy infancy as adults do in adultery.

9. How is it possible to have a civil war?

Ans: Civil war, seems to be an oxymoron. It means that the war, is within a recognized nation or state, between two or more "civil factions." If the war is between people of different countries or nations, then it is the generic type of war. In any type of war, there will be lots of oxymorons, like "military intelligence," and my favorite, "friendly fire." In addition to the oxymorons, you also always find a lot of simple morons in any war, usually the morons in charge who started the damn war in the first place.

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

"Resident Attention Seeker"

here goes the answers:

1.Of course he is, he opened his mouth.And there speaks a typical woman. ;) I beg your pardon.

or,, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

2.It is. If someone without multiple personalities tries to kill his/herself, in the books, it's a hostage situation. It's illegal to kill yourself, and you can go to jail for it. Usually, cops look at it like J-Walking, not in the sense that they look the other way, but that they overlook the fact that they're attempting to break the law in order to save them. If you were on a bridge, would you want a cop saying "GET DOWN FROM THERE SO WE CAN ARREST YOU AND THROW YOU IN JAIL!"? No, you wouldn't.

or,, it would depend whether his 'sensible' personality was stronger than his homicidal one!

3.There is no place like home.

or,,Anywhere different. It's the getting away...the from it all is where you are currently.

4.Shoot the animal, pick the plant, and make stew.

or,,Call E.P.A., get some federal agents involved, have animal indicted and charged, and see if the prosecutor goes for the death penalty. Then PETA gets involved. It'll take 20 years before the Supreme Court could rule, and by then the animal would be dead of natural causes, but he would be locked up, so he couldn't eat any more of those plants. Also, we could keep him locked up at Guantanomo, which would be a better use for the place. Get him another edible plant! lol

lol fanonite, so many questions so early in the morning... let me get my coffee first ok.. :P

this made me laugh anyway, thanks.. maybe i can come up with sensible answers later.. ;)

9. How is it possible to have a civil war?

Ans : Just praise a Hot Chick infront of ur GF.!!

1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

Ans: Did he?

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Ans: hostage or hostile? :p

3.Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Ans: Ofcourse, CITY... :)

4. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Ans: Make movie for National Geographic :)

5. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Ans: Hmmmmm... Maybe Jump ...

6. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Ans: Naked obviously... (First reasonable answer).

7.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Ans: Failed ... (First correct logical answer)...

8. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Ans. If they can ... They will ....

9. How is it possible to have a civil war?

Ans: Increase the prices of Petrol/Gas, Wheat and Water and impose higher taxes (everything will become expensive automatically that leads to logical civil war) .....

1. Of course not. He's talking to another man.

2. No. It's foolishness.

3. Obviously the forest.

4. Don't care. Plants can never be endangered but animals do. Just let the animal eat what it likes.

5. Foolish question.

6. Nude.

7. You have succeeded in failing yourself.

8. Another foolish question.

9. No need for civil wars nowadays.

One what?? First one I can identify myself because I am always in the hills or forests talking

Mehnis you are the one

Ha ha last one I made up Favonite just to create a misdirection

1. He is perfectly normal. Getting some space and time for himself

2. It cannot be a hostage situation unless he takes a hostage.

3. Into the forest because that is where they would be happy

4. This is that natural law. For one to survive one has to go. I will do nothing

5. No. It would be dead soon

6. Call it naked because it is not in its natural state

7. Definitely failed. Objective lost

8. For infants it is a natural state and adultery is created

9. Just introduce your wife and mistress. You will be the first casualty