The Official Joke for FU Thread :)
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
An Arab was admitted in the Sheikh Rashid Hospital at Dubai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found easily. So the call went out to a number of people of different nationality.
Finally a Malabari was located who had a similar type of blood. The Malabari willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Malabari as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Malabari who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Malabari a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets. The Malabari was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Malabari's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him that “this time also I thought that u would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery.....But u gave only a card and a jar of Almond sweets!”
On this the Arab replied "My dear,.....now I have Mallu blood in my veins....
Hahahahahaaaaahaaha
Perfect timing......Sixer ! ! !
Ah !!!Apologies. I was commenting on some other tread, then messenger and lots of other things. Missed out the title
Mehnis read title again plz
Hey good one. But why is it FU official thread. Is he training to become a lawyer?/
Blessed are the those who are cracked for they are the ones who let light in
That is why we have so many 'Enlightened' ones today
Dot.com Poda .. am realy stopped to send mail to u .. u wanna again ? :P
stop posting adult jokes :P
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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose! Dr. Choc
I would have stopped at #10.
lol vic :) Y Pathan :)