HUMOUR
Q: How do men define "50/50" relationship?
A: We cook- they eat;we clean-they dirty;we iron they wrinkle.
Q: What is the definition of a bachelor?
A: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some women miserable.
Q: How do men exercise on the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomachs everytime they see a bikini.
Q: How do you define men?
A: Men are just tall children.
Q: What do you call an intelligent,good looking sensitive man?
A: A rumour.
A man said to his wife,I don't know how can you be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded,"Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you will be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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