Men are Like ..
I was browsing my old mails and found this, i think it's really funny so might as well share it.. (?)
1. Men are like ..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. (HAHAHA)
3. Men are like .Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores... Their clothes are always 50% off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. (LOL)
12. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright. (okay, some of them not all..)
13. Men are like ..Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Men are like Spliffs... Having one makes you relaxed and at ease with the world..
Men r like......
gud post .. plushd......
men r like commercialSS!!!
Men are like.....Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like.....Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
lol to all =)
Sandman it seems like you are wearing diapers.
"I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper"
nice one lolz
mens are like turbocharges....that boosts up the women engine... he he he...ha ha ha!
... BAADSHAH ...
lolzzz at all your posts =P
"Blank"
women are like car wash the car goes inside dry and comes out wet.
Women are like diapers, Always on your arse and usually full of SH*T!
Girls are like bedsheets, they need to change on daily basis.
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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose! Dr. Choc
Women are like sea.... They make me sick!!!!
"Live with passion, Die with style"
Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like..... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
--All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt-- Lucy Van Pelt
men are like soda bottle filled with soda the more u shake them the more pressure is built and when its open the white liquid starts guishing out of it with full force
its not from my experience. but who knows? some of it might be true ;)
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"What they see and say about me does not define who I am in reality. What’s perceived is a mere surface, what’s said is mere opinion; for what’s inevitable is hidden within the depths of my soul. Only I can tell my own authenticity."
I was just wondering plushed :P
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are you trying to imply something? lol
@ FranElizabeth ..good one. :))
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"What they see and say about me does not define who I am in reality. What’s perceived is a mere surface, what’s said is mere opinion; for what’s inevitable is hidden within the depths of my soul. Only I can tell my own authenticity."
Nooo, I just like the joke.. I also like liked number 4. "men are like blenders..";)
I have nothing against men. They're ace.. apart from when they're impersonating a toilet'.
Fran, I am not a man nor pro men but I think that is too much, but it really made me laugh! lol yours was the best! lol
"I'd love to change the world, but I can't find a big enough diaper"
fran, lol bad news?
...listen to the sound of silence....
Seems that way!:)
ah.. all the best men are taken, eh? :)
...listen to the sound of silence....
'Men are like toilets.. they're either vacant, engaged, or full of sh*t...'
(unquote:)
One of my former college mates said this a long time ago... she's tall, slim, beautiful and smart... she said "Men are like tissues, you use them and then throw them away."
I never learned important lessons like this... or I'd be sitting on a million bucks and several houses by now. :0(
:P
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
what's a relationship between chocolate bar and hips??????
and why is a chocolate bar heading towards hips????
and which chocolate bar is this?????
LION BAR?????
At least we're practical and we don't spend a whole wardrobe. ;-)
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
men are like engine oil which helps in smooth running of engine (women)
engine oil may vary for 5000 or 10000
men are like car key and women are car u can use a small key to control the whole car. to make it start to make it hot and to open the trunk as well we can use the same key.
moral: a small car key can be used to control the whole car from front or rear .
Men are like ..Department Stores... Their clothes are always 50% off.?????
Girls are like elephant, just look at them, but never own them :P
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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose! Dr. Choc
Perfect!!
lol nice one Fragi ;)
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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु
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Plushed were you thinking about any particular man when you posted this ;-P
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"Men are like .Commercials... You can't believe all they say"
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So true :)
love it........
@ asif_khan
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"What they see and say about me does not define who I am in reality. What’s perceived is a mere surface, what’s said is mere opinion; for what’s inevitable is hidden within the depths of my soul. Only I can tell my own authenticity."
brady ann koks .. c'mon girl, let us give men some attention too. :P it was always about women before. hehe
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"What they see and say about me does not define who I am in reality. What’s perceived is a mere surface, what’s said is mere opinion; for what’s inevitable is hidden within the depths of my soul. Only I can tell my own authenticity."
Men have Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. OR LIPS?????????
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asif bad boy !
rofl at the country western songs.
Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are hahahaha
It reminds me of Georges' Michael " All the best women are married, all the handsome men are g.y" :P
13. Men are like ..Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped hehehehe
post about women too.