The perfect woman

her bones should be made of steel to withstand heavy blow

No one is perfect and don't even try to seek one..... ...

That guy/girl will remain single forever

or 'Married but still available'

Learn to appreciate good qualities/characteristics and ignore/forgive bad ones are the Mantra for lasting relationship.

...maybe in dreams u can meet that ideal woman in your life...but!

I tell u guys nobody`s perpect..

we should accepted that.

hmm...only in dreams u meet that person!

ingredient with a big frying bowl ready to FRY you ;D

LP?....Lol.....at QL

After a long and erratic search I have found her.

where where????

your backyard.looking for you...

she should have bat wings, night vision superhuman strenght capable enought to life 3 men with ease

not my type

Nice to hear that.. after all its dreamzz am living in... good got a new theme for a dream..

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Even Birds find Nest to Rest... am still Wandering.

Cheers

~ AK ~

i would prefer women with red eyes, white hair, teeths made of alloy so sharp that it can cut through wood and tear a human body with ease

The perfect woman can explain herself to a men. And make them understand.

Hahe A lot Of Fun.

Ant..stop hunting on QL..maybe she will come for your next coffeeworx...lol

Is she still available with her blue eyes.. and Mazda (XX) whatever....

Cheers

~ AK ~

WK..someone's comments did the trick!! lol

FS after reading the comments here from everyone, you still think I am the one who is weird ;)

**** Aal Izz Well****

lol Rizks , Arien u around ?

Pajju if u LOCK this thread, m going to tell the whole world ur and Ariens secret. How u both met and how Arien took u for a date and how.........etc etc etc ...:)

Yes Fourmatted soul,this is how Darude made 30,000 points....by his nonstop futile comments. And he dictates everyone else in this site!

grrr u perverts :) FS i will lock this thread now :) lol

i m a again gonna make a movie "PERFECT LADY"

is this post about perfect women or perfect viagra

I AM USING the female viagra :D

You mean to say you are the one with the FLAG POST??

I know its your first language, but as you said you been living away from qatar for long time... just wanted to know if you still speak arabic...

Nooooo..never...I dont want to PM you..lol

i m gonna make movie called "HAIRY KILLER"

20. Non-smoke -- smokeless

that means she should be a jinn (genie)???

they are made of smokeless fire

OMG im gonna suicide

Hairy Beauty ? :( Yakk

dont u use Nair Hair Remover before u send tat pic ? you cheap lady-...lol

looks like Both r gays :P

Daaa... its bcos of you that he blocked his PMs... lemme also block mine!!

Where is aunty Virus..she likes DA very much..lol

Da..get over Jon...lol

Jon do you speak arabic??

not food but plenty of viagras lol

not kisses i sent him pms with my pic. i borrowed pink thong from Britexpat and took some shot and sent him. :(

he is so meanie even never bothered to admire my hairy beauty

:D

I said - "Adjust" which is to Compromise but not to change oneself.

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

"Resident Attention Seeker"

Whyte its hard to find someone as weird as you!! lol

Risks you can send Friendsheep Pms to both of them..

Jon shhh...don’t wake her up...don’t want her to doze off in the class..lol

this thread is about perfect Woman or Perfect Dostana ? ;)

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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु

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DaRuDe ur PMs were with kisses or without ?

WK lol no never she will not :P Da lol FS will kill me if i flag and ban her :P

i sent jon so many love Pms but he never replied.

There seems to be an awful lot of flirting between DaRuDe & Jon - I think it's really nice that you're both in touch with your feminine side ;-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say

anything at all*****

FU its kinda compromise...its always better to accpet anyone for who they are...if you adjust for someone then your identity is lost!!

DaRuDe and Jon you both are woman .... damn ! i didnt knew it otherwise i would have sent friendsheep and LOVE Pmz to you both ....:(

Flag FS and Jon 10 time try to be mod of ppl

Pajju FS is searching for a perfect woman for me :)

**** Aal Izz Well****

are trying to be perfect for each other

why are you being so jealous

is it because we arent asking you for friendsheep??

:P

The real beauty is in taking someone imperfect and adjusting yourself and making him/her perfect.

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

"Resident Attention Seeker"

Both of behave or you know what I will do....grrrr

ouch .. excusme , wats goin on here ? :P

A naive person is one that is considered to be easily fooled due to their lack of worldly experience .

Do you think naive girls exist , you must be kidding .....loooool

there is no haram in being gay.

Ok no problem you can be lesbian for one night :D

common take time off QF and meet me for one night stand :D

s_isale... naive girls dont exisit anymore:(

gone are those days..lol

Jon... Darude was missing you in some other thread..lol

Damn there he is ....

it was obvious from your conversation with her...:)

must be naive...

What I want is something I keep it for my self.

If this is the Perfect Woman...

Then I will die Single... LOLZ :D

temper is something u cant get rid of... by loosing it...

no i dont want her to beat you up. i want her to chop you all and feed you to the wolves.

All said and done...is the above mentioned qualities on the available list...

never exist at all..

"ALWAYS stretch ur HEART & Expand your LOVE so that it TOUCHES not only those whom you GIVE it to, but also those who NEED it so MUCH"

Qataria....will copy that part when I get home..dont have access to the mail now..

Jon you can go back to sleep... nothing intersting happening here..QF is also missin today..

i dont think she is perfect drinking ......

new studies show they dont care about how much she weighs woow are you sure about that :) looool

and also knowz how frequently to use credit cards...:(

Jon you are late..lol

That's not really important as per the new studies..and even they dont care how much she weighs...lol

Qataria then wat u thought, why i hav done so much of calculation up there ? :(

LOL

at USD 5/- for each hair.....start saving NOW for old age and looking young.

Even I don't understand #15, why nurse or PR executive?

Rizks now we know that your bold heheheh :)

USD 5/- for each hair ?

tat means for covering the front bald area it takes approx 2-3000 which means 3000x 5x 3.65 = 54750/- bucks...? :(

WatdaHiLL, with tat amount i can again get married...LOL

my preference will be

Hot hot hot hot on melting point

the one you described is all cooooooooooooold.

1. Blue eyes - No its green

2. Long blonde hair - No its red

3. Occasionally wears glasses - Yes all the time

4. Five feet eight inches tall - no 4 ft 8 "

5. Weighs around 9.5 stones - no 99.5 stones

6. A size 12 - No 22

7. Good in bed - ---------------

8. Earns less than £25,000 a year - No ... + GBP 50,000

9. Extremely fit - No ...under fit

10. Very good looking - No ....not bootiphool

12. Wacky personality - No I dunno what it is...

13. Rents a house or flat - No .. owns few in pearl

14. Optimistic - No very pessmistic

15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5 16. Nurse or PR Executive - No...owns X6

17. No children - Yes just 5

18. Drinks occasionally - No.. drinks always

19. Loves clubbing - No..hate clubbing

20. Non-smoke - No chain smoker

oooppss thats not me... thats Darude!!

Point No.6, size 12...u mean the waist size ?

tatz so skinny and like some skeleton...:(

Victor bhai watz the mantra for growin hairs on the bald head ? :)

That guy/girl will remain single forever

or 'Married but still available' ;D

Learn to appreciate good qualities/characteristics and ignore/forgive bad ones are the Mantra for lasting relationship.

There is no perfect man or perfect woman. I used to think there was a perfect person out there for each of us. Now I think there is more than one we can be happy with. Since no one is perfect though, that means there are going to be things about each of us that the other tolerates. It's when you find someone where those things you tolerate are at a minimum and the things you enjoy about them outweigh the negative that you can have a happy and successful relationship.

good in bed means good in bed

still u didnt understand???

she's good in selecting bed for home to sleep

Oh I am not insecure at all, I want my woman to make all the money. I won't mind just lazing around at home.

**** Aal Izz Well****

Owning a ship is better.

I can't believe the perfect woman should only RENT a house or flat, whatever happened to the ambition of owning??

Olive, I agree about the £25k, I don't understand why men always have to earn more, I suppose it's because they want to control her!

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

Rizkz - Point 7 means , one who doesnt snore and a quite sleeper on the bed. now get back to work. lol

lol FS , yes nowa days kids r active :P

Soniya...ya let them have some wild imaginations... free of cost..lol

Rizks point no.7 is not for kids:) dont bother..lol

ok i guess matterss ;)

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'' Live for Nothing or Die for Something ''

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soniya i meant after 30 it is very difficult for a man or woman to marry :)

what u dont think so?? whether a woman is still perfect after 30 or not?? what bro, u always give unclear answers..

M sure Omar !!

Good in bed means ? is she a Pillow or matterss ?

soniya .. i dunt think so :P

lol rizks.. u sure abt tht u didnt understand?

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'' Live for Nothing or Die for Something ''

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Point No.7 , i didnt understand ....:(

Pajju bro, then what abt the women after 30?? is she not a perfect after that??

must be physically and socially between 18 and 30 years old, like forever :P

FS, the guys r getting crazy behind ur post..They all r having wild imagination now..lolzzzz.

woman is the one with Coke bottle figure :P

not like a pepsi one liter bottle.

Earns less then 25,000 pounds a year? Seriously? Are men that insecure?

"We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect." Ambrose Bierce

even a most beautiful billionaire lady could not attract me.

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

LincolnPirate said All beautiful women have a blurred eyesight. That's why they mostly have ugly husbands."

Let's hope that the reverse is true then...

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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.

but are these the real quality of perfect women?????

no

a women is not perfect if she's not blond??

""""""""""""""""""""""""""if she doesnt drink???

occasionally wearing glasses why is she blind????

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what a load of crap these are the qualities of perfectly imperfect women

Snessy, how much is the mean deviation?

Aaah man!! I've just realised I'm NOT the perfect woman :-(

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

Sorry 2 say No Woman No Cry.

2.206 lb = 1Kg.

therefore 1 stone = 6.34 Kg (approx)

1 stone= 14lb

btw how much is 9.5 stones ? :P...shud i weigh d small stones outside my home X 9.5 of em ?:P..

9.5 stones is too heavy! I would like a lighter one.

Rest is perfect.

Perfect, Perfect ;)

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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु

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But when you r in love everything seems perfect and you will stick to the reverse !!!!!!!!!!

ant if your looking for perfect woman, you would be single for life!

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The one who stays calm is the one who is in control

....I thought pigs like me just looked for No7.

FS...who is that QLer on Hibernation mode?..SS?...looks like her topic...lol

no perfect woman... ahhhh... no wonder am still single...

Cheers

~ AK ~

But ther is no such perfect woman but a perfect nagger woman:P

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The one who stays calm is the one who is in control

super-man

spider-man

he-man

Perfectwo-man

Just a Myth....

now am confused... life starts at 40, teens dont begin at 30.. now whats the age to find a perfect woman and start the life...

Cheers

~ AK ~

BUT LIFE ONLY STARTS AT 40

aaah thats quite an information.. thankyou... point noted... buddy...

Cheers

~ AK ~

Teens don't begin after 30 antho ;)

**** Aal Izz Well****

i am in my teen too.. shssshh

Cheers

~ AK ~

antho you still looking for teenage girls????

My perfect woman, the one who loves me for who I am, rest of the attributes are minor details...

**** Aal Izz Well****

Is the above mentioned person still single... and in her teen ?

Cheers

~ AK ~

hiiiiiiiiiii

u can fill any one which u like

All beautiful women have a blurred eyesight. That's why they mostly have ugly husbands.

HIIIIIIIIII SWEETYYYY

An illusion chased by men.

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"We live life forward, but understand it backward"

Depends on each individual!

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tEaCh Me RulEs I'lL tEaCh YoU hOw To BrEaK iT -rMs!

and Tcom you perv you want shoe size 10 to be beaten with?

Sorry I missed one 't'.. I was asking the size of the butt :))

**** Aal Izz Well****

hmmmmmmmmmmm

FS, y its blank after BUT...?? Can u just complete that sentence?? there could be 100 meanings for that..lolzz

but recent studies says that's not true...

But?

**** Aal Izz Well****

Would prefer Size 10

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